Life — February 16, 1899 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Miss Snowball (admitringly): YO! AIN'T MUCH ON SIZE, MISTAM JOANSING, BUT YOUAT INWENTIVE GENIUS HAB OBERCOME QUAN GREATES’ CO'TSUIP DIFFERCULTY. A Rising Diplomat. OBODY knows how it began, but when it was well under way— this first quarrel of theirs—he was the dejected foundation for a heap of “reproaches that she bad cast upon him. “From my point of view,” he began his defense, but she broke with a scornful + Your point of view, indeed! Are there then two points of view?” He saw his straw, and did the drown- ing-man act. “Yes, dearest, there are two points of view—more than two points of you, and they’re all good points, too.” She melted; and thus it was proved again that, though Solomon was the wisest man, this latter-day chap wasa little bit foxy himself. ELL BOY: That novelist just opened a bottle of ink in his room, Horer Cierk: Allright. I'll charge him for corkage. “WHEW! IT 18 80 COLD OUFSIDE THE INCUBATOR MY OVA-COAT ON ALL THAT V'LL WAVE TOK WINTER.” J. THERE was a rich man of N, Y.. ‘The gayest who ever dr. c., All manner of beasts Were served at his feasts, But he never was known to eh. p. F his (General Miles's) accusations had any founda- tion justifying them he could proved them in a distinctly military investigation, and thus ren- dered service to bis country by bringing about the remedy of the evils.—Newe York Sto, And he would have bad the prompt, hearty and cordial assistance of Messrs. Eagan, Alger & Corbin, outfitters and embalmers, in making such it.vestigatiors, (Nit.) HISTORIC CUBA. TUE SPOT WHERE SUAFTER LANDED.