Life — February 16, 1899 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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The World’s Progress. j HE Evvor Gaddyn: to dine next Saturday . lg with the Sweetleigh 4 Riches. Mrs, Sweet- < leigh Ric everyone knows, is a cousin of Evvor Gaddyng. Both are descended from Polhouse Gad- dyng, the famous beau, who used to sit down when he was tired. It is expected that Lord Howe Poore will select a bride before he leaves America, Love isa power. THE ROGUE ELEPHANT. Miss Sniftie Bond ate too much choco- late Friday. She was better Sunday, One of the most graceful brougbams in the city belongs to the Kockie Lotts. In fact, everything of theirs is just what it ought to be. Their coat-of-arms is a dividend rampant, or, on two ancestors passant, gu Kockie Lott is often seen at the windows of the Knicker- bocker Club, He reads the papers every day, but says he doesn’t care much for books. They bore him, Mr. and Mrs, Graiton Kloze will go to Philadelphia in Me-ch for a two days’ visit. Mr. Graiton Kloze trims his moustache twice a week. He says he feels better for it. Among the Amateurs. V IGGS: Why are you so anxious to be cast for the réle of ‘* Hamlet"? Fottites: As I recollect the part, I get a chance to kill most of the other members of the company. Those Manilas. OLUMBIA: Oh, Dr. Bull, Samuel wants to smoke this nasty cigar. Dr. Butt: Let him, madame. It'll make bim at first, but he’s a very healthy boy, and the experience won’t hurt him, HE wise woman—but here we are reminded of the recipe for bare soup.