Life — January 26, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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aR * : He called me an asst Dick: The flatterer!—ABoston Transcript. Your wife reminds me a great deal of my stster who Ix in New Ye He: Sh Who Is Lord knows wher t deal of her first hustand, — Wasp. reminds me a gre POINTS ABOUT TELEPHONE SERVICE. ¢ the use of the Every and is connected Telephone subscribers in New York hi best equipped telephone system in the world, station has @ long distance telephone to the Central Office by a direct metallic ctrcuit un ground line, The rates vary with the amount of use, In private residences and stables the use of the service {s not great, and consequently the cost {s small, but the con- venience is immeasurable. The telephone serv whole organization of a great clty at yc day and wight. 2 to kill a print the little man, in particular wilde, Lwor fe some sort of a blurs the paper called my wife’s pink te i prefer at fight « at awill Indianapolis Journal, “Wound sou buy a legt young man, indignantly “If you mean a wh Sorghum, 1 will sty promptly and emphatteally that | would not. It would be a needless extrava A tittle more than half the legislature ts plenty for all practical pu = Washinaton Ss ture? Inqnired the pea e legislature, were Senator runice THE THORNDIKE, BOSTON. Quiet, and used by the best people. Most accessthte of all Back Day hotels. “TL bos't believe,” sald the milliouatre’s wife, “that our son-ln-law has any I abllity.” Business ability!” excl the millionaire, * He married our onty daughter, didn't het "—Chicugo Dust, ttully, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. Com ne Ele New and most approv Ane you very fond of pets?” asked th “Well,” replied the ycnsational actre terrlers and alligators and parrots, marmosets and tiger cules, but E must say Ihave t her tired of husbands.” —Washington Star, mawealth Ave plumbing, ric Lights. interviewer. ke sky RECIPES SENT FREE The New York Condensed MUk Company, New York, send. free, upon request, a pamphlet of recipes very val housekeepers, They are the propr Eagle Iirand Condensed Milk. Best infant food ever raise Cain with you?” asked the fat man, said the thin tan; * bats! Artistic Job of tt that she gets to admiring herself and gets in & good humor.”—Cinciunati Enquirer. eloes sich an CHARLEY Gosser asked a frie the other day 1 she had been out to the fatr, and she replied as follows: “1 didn't went, f didn't want to went: and, if 1 had wanted to went, I couldn't have gotten to gwine. 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