Life — July 14, 1898 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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THE LADIES OF CLO CADIZ. I'd like to go to Cadiz, Just to see those witching ladies, Those witching, witching ladies, where the orange blos- soms blow; With their dainty ef And their quite too sweet mant Oh, to Cudtz, with tts ladies, I will And when our guns were booming, With a pity quite cousuming 1 would say,“ Oh, charmtn aboard; For although we humble Cadiz We don't war agafnst the ladies, And the ladies of old Cadiz need sword.” ladies, please to hustle now not fear the Yankee And with thelr clgarilias, And thelr all too cute mantillas, I would load up every crulser with this fascinating crew; And so by easy stages I would bring these fatr hostages, All these ladies of old Cadtz, far a —Cleretand Plain Dealer. mss the ocean blae. “Were you able to sell old BUllons a lott” asked the superintendent of the cemetery. The agent shook his head. “He was afnuld b get the full value of it,” he explained. ~ But, hang It all, 4 man has got to die some time [” ex claimed the superintendent. “That's what 1 him; but he o pose I should be lost at seat? "—Chicago might not Iy anawered: * Sup- ening Post. For sale by all Newsdoalers in Great Britain. national News London, E. C., England, Acrsts. CPIBBER CiG LITTLE CIGARS. ALL IMPORTED. | ToBAcca. | HIGHEST IN PRICE FINEST IN QUALITY 25c. a Bundle. 10 in Bundle. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for 2sc. H. ELLIS & CO,, Baltimore, Me, Tur Amanican Tosacco Co., Successor. HOTEL VENDOME The Leading Hotel of BOSTON. On the Back Bay Boulevard, COMMONWEALTH AVE, ©. H. GREENLEAP & CO. WHITE MOUNTAINS. PROFILE HOUSE AND COTTAGES, Open June 20th, One of the largest of leading summer resorts, with ever modern improvement. | Location tinsurpaased. Golf links and all popular attractions, TAFT & GREENLEAF Youxc Mr. Banks welghs « trifle over two hundred pounds, and 1s somewhat sensitive about ft. He was calling on a young woman the other evening when she sald, natvel; “Ob, Mr. Banks, would you Just us soon sit in this easy chair as in that rocker?" + Certainly, certainly,” replied Mr. Ranks, gallantly, as be changed from one chatr to the other. “Ob, thanks, thanks!" she murmured; “ you are very kind. I have an Atlas full of such lovely ferns under the cushion of that easy chatr, and you—" Good night,” said Banks, stiMy, as he walked away, never, never to return.—Tit-Bits. Tux native servants in Hawall used to address their mts- tresses as they heard other members of the household dress them, not infrequently calling them by thelr first names. An Englishwoman determined on her arrival tn Honolulu that her servants should never call her Mary, and Instructed them carefally in the presence of her hustand. One day, when she had visitors, her cook put his head in at the draw- ing-room door, and politely inquired : “ What vegetables for dinner to-day, my love? He had heard ber called that, and seemed proud of remembering not to say Mary.—Argonaut. Mus. Iitiven: Husband, dear, what makes you #0 pen- sive? Mu, HiLiver: Possibly, love, It's because you're so ex- pensive.—Jerceters’ Weekly. Trt. me about your graduating class photograph, Mixa Lily.” “ Well, all those homely girts standing up at the back are the smart ones; all those pretty girls sitting down tn front are the silly ones."—Chicago Record. Cartes DepLey WARNER was once talki to the students of the Art League In New York on « pa ment And how may one best attain to tots idee refinement?” asked one young man. Mr. Warner sp his whiskers very earnestly for a space, but ihts wy utmost he could find of encouragement: “A very goog 4s to inherit tt."— Argonaut. ‘Tar Duke of Edinburgh {s notortously pars a wet afternoon he hailed a cab in Lond Stree to be driven to Victoria station. Arrived there, the cabman a shilling. Then, of course, came the trert: Ere, what's this? Can't you make {t another sixpeaee “Certainly not," said the noble fare. “And, sig more, you came the wrong way. What made you gy around Hyde Park Corner and Grosvenor Place!” The cabby saw that he had no chance, and cbety replled: “Wot for? for!” “Closed? St. James? Park closed? Why, how's tie “Ob, they say as ‘ow the Dook dropped a three plece a-comin’ across the park last night, and we pa closed till they find tt."—1Ware, ‘Cos St. James’ Park 18 closed—tary HANnaHAN: Some of them new guns will cary miles. Hovtaman: At wan shott—Cincinnati Enquirer. “TueRe’s another Spanish feet headed this was the First Lieutenaat. “Is that so?” exclalmed Dewey. “Then we'll ts» go out and meet them. ‘There tan't room at the botios «| bay for any more."—Philadetphia North American, The Inter- ‘ormpany, Hream's Buuidinu, Chancery Lane, FUROPEAN AGENTS—Meassrs, Prentas, BT Avenge de l'Opera, Paris. on the back. BS TOE DEE ., tan ughout the | ont re © fertor stoves, or Is RIT LITE EVERY AZURE TURQUOISE Is GUARANTEED and has this O trade mark engi None genuine withou the ring O-on the reverse side: id refuse to guarant coon 18 oeediom the Arar eee ‘earsot experience of the toremost jewelers have demonstra! thet the Artre Torguolses willretale there color wit ie these gems cap be bought with @ poaitty class gealerain jewelry “Ii your jem chace thelr co.or, you cap infer that he ts etocked ap with tn hind the times. No Azure Turquotses aro , Keaaine witbout the trade-mark on the back. 1d a8 & rewalt guaraptee trom fret eler tells you that all turquoises