Life — February 18, 1897 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Phi SEISSORS AT NVLLS ME CHOSIEPHINE, ME CHO. Kiet red-hot hair An’ me Ob, Chosiephine! oh, Chosiephine! jist on d’ quiet, say : Now ain't y’-kind o' stuck on me? huntin’ all I won't give an’ low, youse away, So don't be skeert t' know — phine, me Cho. tell me, fer I’se dyin’ fer But now gw'an, ah Say, on d’ level, ain't y' now, me Chosiephine, me Cho? ‘ay, Cho-Cho, d’ met? little wit? I'l play d’ limit, a hit; Ise ought yes —it's y’ mind d’ time d’ foist time know a go— dh, Chosiephine! oh, me Cho! wot we Me wit’ a gang 0° Indians—chee, I kin see it y Down all stand be d’ old park pice we was, in a row, phine When youse went waltzin’ by, siephine, me Cho. so gay, me Cho- Mr. 1. fat girl of private reality, t Y’ swiped me heart dead cold, y' did, y’ swiped me heart dead quick; An’ left dere but a lump o' 1 walk brick. ‘r else a side- of it. den toast, plain boiled beef, to report reduction. datnew. show) ee ee . hardly get through the n't one bang in it wit’ me Chosiephine, ast. An’ night—d" time we went t' take in Dere wa me Cho. An’ den d’ time, shook me dere, giously.’ “His bi of inspiration. “* My ordinary meals.’ Daly's dance — y’ went an spieled trough all d’ ef'nin’ wit’ d’ around, An’ wasn't I broke up? — Oh, no! say, Chosie, an’ I'll be dis Chosiephine! 0} Zaxowtt. tells the following story: is not a myth or a show person, but a solid, « Lhave seen upon her, so she went to a phys He drew up a careful dietary; etc., and to return ina month Atthe end of the month she could doctor's doorway. * Did you do what I told you ?* he asked. w wrinkled itself, * Anything else ?’ he asked. Tit-Bits. guy wit’ New York, Jan. 2», To the Editor of Live: Lire isa fitting title fora journal that holes up to ty blasting light of publicity the inhuman wre ches, rates on the sea of Humanity, sailing unde: flag of vivisection, who, when attacked, the bright banner of Science and imagine they decein| civilization. Think of the Chicago M. D. who shot sixty through the intestines and then calmly reported res What a kind, sympathetic friend and physic be! Lire should start a Gallery of Infam: line hang pictures of these fiends (unless the can be secured for that purpose). While there’s Lire let there be hope that s shall not be Yours very truly, H. Nev a-huntin’ high me Chosic- gw'an, ain't youse a play ¢ make time? Did _y’ say . Chosie- John Hillver Lewis. J THE UP-TO-DATE WOMAN, ETOx, Here lies a poor woman who always was busy She lived under pressure that rendered her diz She belonged to ten clubs and read Browning Showed at luncheons and teas, and would + might. She served on a school board with courage and zeal; She golfed, and she kodaked, and rode on a wlicel: She read Tolstoi and Ibsen, knew microbes by name: Approved of Delsarte, was a “Daughter” and “Dame:' Her children went in for the top education, Her husband went seaward for nervous prostratiog. One day on her tablets she found an hour fre ‘The shock was too great, and she died instant Philadelphia Necord The Her fatness weighed jan to be rid of some she was to eat dry He was Suddenly he had a flash For sale o7 all Newsdealere tn Oreat Britain. | The inter. pational News Company, Bream's Bailding, Chancery Lane, London, E C., Eng! \OENTS, ROTEAN AGENTS—M. y benrtech's News Eechangs, 37 Avenue de POpers, sor Germany, Agents for Germany, “AGsirta and Bwiteer ‘Mayence, IVORY SOAP One day in the wash, with a destructive soap, is worse than a month's wear. If you do not know what soap your laundress is using, would it not be well to find out? Tre Paocrea & Gawere Co. Cini. Distress after eating Is needless. Abo the original Angostura Bitters will pat you on good terms with yourselves, Draggists and Patronize American industries —wear KNOX HATS. Ww “ho can anted An Idea think (of le thing to tent? Protect your, nideas; they may bring. you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDEREC RN Eo Patent Attor- neys, W: ashington, D for their 31,800 |prise offer and new list’ of one thowesna jinventions wanted. Evenings, #:1. Matinces at 2 Mon. |OALY’S. Wedtneaday & Saturday. IMISS REHAN in Pincros merriest “comedy, THE. MAGISTRATE Tues, Thurs, Fri, Evenings, TH. GEL A. ORAMATIC EPISODE. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I'wonder what you are At behind the hat so high | That occludes you from the eye ? | —Indianapolis Journal, HUNTER BALTIMORE RYE. (10 YEARS OLD.) Warranted a PURE TONICAL STIMULANT. Recommended by Physicians and known as the CHOICEST WHISKEY For CLUB, FAMILY and MEDICINAL USE Sold at all First-class Cates and by Jobbers. BALTIMORE, MD. TRADE WM. LANAHAN & SON, J. SIMON 36, rue de Provence PABIS PARK & TILFORD. New-York: D NIAGARA FALLS ONLY 9%