Life — October 10, 1895 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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“Tie complaint of the farmer is proverbial," said a gentleman yesterday, “and a season in which he wo be able to find some cause for it would be extremely rare. I have just come from the West, where I have had occasion nber of farming districts, and I must say » such crops as they are having there this twas showing me the result of fine growing skill in cultivating when I said tohim nt to be satisfied with such crops as J not to visit a great I have never se ther and supe ‘Well, you o There is certainly nothing lacking. cause for complaint this year.’ “The old farmer scratched his head and stood in a meditative mood fora moment, then hesitatingly replied, + Well You have no the same spot. “ T don't care. su know, such crops as these is pesky hard on the — Pittsburg Dispatch, Tie encouraging and ever-popular bean, whether boiled, regions. baked, or porridged, is thus ailuded to by a correspondent at Lakeville, Connecticut : “A family residing in the city were visited by relatives residing some distance off, One of the visitors remarked that there had been a great quantity of bean porridge made in his mother’s family; ‘enough,’ said he, ‘to float a 74-gun ship, Don't you think so, Uncle John ?'—appealing to one of his relatives. + Yes, yes,’ replied that uncle ; twenty-four hours and not hit a Magazine. Methodist revival. work for God?" ‘and the ship could float national stolidity. bean.*" — Harper's —Washington Post. For salo by all Newndealers in Great Britain. The Inter national News Company, Rream's Building, Chancery Lane, Landon, EG. England, Aenere SWaNska is the proud possessor of one ot the largest dredgers to be found on our coast. the Rhondda were paying a visit to the pier the other day, and for one of their number the endless row of buckets seemed to possess a singular fascination. While the others went off to enjoy themselves at the Mumbles or elsewhere Shoni would not budge an inch, but kept his gaze firmly fixed on the dredger. About seven in the evening his friends found him still on Telling him the train would leave without him if he did not make haste, Shoni exclaimed : T have counted 11,963, and I mean to see the last of them buckets if I stop all night.” I wera man yesterday who had just come back from one of those unpronounceable towns up in the Pennsylvania oil He has been spending I don’t know how many months among the Swedes up there, and he has a great many things to tell of them. left—I can't remember the town’s name—there A great many of the Olsens and Peter- sens and Kaudsens were converted. Petersen, the leader of the meeting said, Nels shifted uneasily. know, can’t express anything at all with his face, except the * Ae don't know, “ Ae got a gude yob at the factory. TUNTER'S. G. B, Burgin, By New York P, Putnam's Sons. A 7, London: G. P. Put The Great Gateoto. Folly or Saintliness, Fchegaray. Translation by Hannah Lynch. John Lane. Boston: Lamson, Wolffe and Company Jacques Damour. 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