Life — February 14, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

SHE FELT IT. IN PRISON. IS love, he said, was like the sea. ie laughs at locksmiths, so they say The maiden answered quick But not at locks, that's plain, She thought that he was right in that For once grim wedlock shuts him in Recause it made her sick. He seldom laughs again, HAD NONE TO GIVE. AFTER THE CONCERT. Cierny CHUMPLEIGH: Yes, Miss E: Lenvy that man who sang the Coldeal, Theosophy is a subject to tenor solo. which I have not been able to give any SHE: Why, I thought he had a very thought. poor voice. Miss COLDEAL: I can readily under- HE: Sodid I. But just think of his stand that, Mr. Chumpleigh. AN AWFUL LARK. nerve! TOO MUCH FOR HER. Belle; WY DID YOU QUAKREL WITH Jack? Flora; LAST NIGHT HE PROPOSED AGA “WHAT HARM WAS THERE IN THAT?" “Wuy, I Hab ACCEPTED HIM ONLY THE NIGHT BEFORE.”