Life, 1894-12-13 · page 3 of 16
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# Analysis of Life Magazine Page (Volume XXIV, Number 624) This page contains three separate comic sketches satirizing romantic and social situations of the era. The main illustration depicts a drawing room scene where a man boasts to a woman about his romantic history, claiming he "never kissed a girl before I met you," then contradicting himself by admitting he's "kissed lots of other girls since." The satire targets male hypocrisy and dishonesty in courtship. Below are two brief comedic dialogues: "A Conflicting Interest" mocks a city boarder and farmer arguing over land use, while "Indefinite" jokes about a woman giving her age in "round numbers" rather than exact figures—poking fun at female vanity about age. The humor relies on recognizable domestic and social conventions of early 20th-century American life.
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NUMBER 624. 1 NEVER KISSED A GIRL BEFORE I MET You." “WHY, YOU'VE NEVER KISSED MEI” No; BUT I'VE KISSED LOTS OF OTHER GIRLS SINCE.” A CONFLICTING INTEREST. ITY BOARDER: Don’t you see that you could make this place a great deal healthier by draining that swamp across the road ? FARMER: So the boarders all says; en I'd dew et in er minit ef ‘tweren’t fer my son John. City BOARDER: FARMER: Why does he object ? Wal, yer see, he runs ther drug store down tew ther village. INDEFINITE, LARA: Mr. Sandstone wanted me to tell him your age last night. MaupDeE: But you didn't. CLARA: Not exactly. I only gave it to him in round numbers. IND LADY: How came you to lose one eye ? TRAMP: Lookin’ for work.