Life — May 24, 1894 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

AND SO YOU WENT TO THAT HORRID, VULGAR RURLESQUE FIRST. £5, DEAR, BUT I THAT'S ALL RIGHT. [ ONLY WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW ANY GOOD IDEAS FOR MY NEW BATHING COSTUMES. IN CHURCH. se OU'LL have to wear spectacles,” said the doctor. CROSS the aisle I see her kneel, “I'd pwefer a monocle.” said Chappie. While her pure thought to Heaven wings. “ But both of your eyes are affected,” observed the doctor. ‘There is no sign upon her brow “Then I shall wear two monocles,” said Chappie. Of worldly care or temporal things. But I am sure she would not kneel Quite so demurely if she knew The sunlight through the painted glass Had dyed her features green and bluc. A POLITICAL ARGUMENT. HAT'S an honest bill before the Senate.” “Tt must be—Senator Hill opposes it.” “ Well, it's not sound Democracy.” “Tt certainly is—the New York Sun denounces it.” FIRST DEAF MUTE (speaking on his fingers): What chance is there for you and me in the business world, I'd like to know. SECOND DEAF MuvE: Plenty, plenty. Let’s start a barber shop. “HE STOOD FIRST ON ONE FOOT, AND THEN ON THE OTHER.”