Life — March 1, 1894 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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One day, however, h 0 attend to his duties. find this entry : ** Mate drunk all day.” “ Here, necessary. “y es, it's true, | suppose. ” he said to the captain, * WHEN the good ship Petrel was on her last voyage the mate was appointed to keep Julged rather two freely in the forbidden cup, and was The next day, quite late, after his head was once more able to hold his cap, he decided to write up the log. Turning to the page of the day before he was surprised to I w—wouldn't put that in, would you ? 1 + Why not 2” replied the captain, “It's true, isn’t it?" ** Well, thea, I guess it had better stand.” So the mate resumed the lc When night came the captain, as usual, glanced over the record. J, for, standing out in large black letters were the words : be surpri all da: Yes, it’s true, I'suppose.” “Here, Mr. Mate." he called out, **come here. Why, anybody would think it quite unusual for me to be sober. “Can't help that," responded the mate, **it’s true, isn't it?” and began writing it on for that day. “Weil, then, I guess it had better stand."—Aoston Budget. * Have you anything to say before we eat you ?” sa e,”” was the reply. ‘Bazar. toa Boston missionary. “+ I h advantages of a vegetable diet. “LIFE: It was his turn to “Captain sober What do you mean by this, you fool What do you mean, sir id the King of the Cannibal Isles “T want to talk to you awhile on the A KENTUCKY office-seeker in Washington who had an idea that he was a distingui and prominent citizen when he first came, had hung around and been disappointed he was in the last stages, ‘Then he thought of home and how to get there, and away went after Colonel —, passenger agent of —— — Railroad. “I say, Colonel,” he said, persuasively, ‘1 want to go home." “Why'don’t you go?” “Got no money. 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