Life — October 5, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: THE SAUNTERER. H, tell me, brave aeronaut— ‘And tell me true, I pray— Why do you risk your precious life In such a reckless way ? The hero sadly sailed and said : “A man, by harsh fate whirled, Will risk hisall, if only he Can get up in the world.” AN Irish officer, who had served in Malta, was one day ata public dinner. —Roston Budget. Ex- patiating on the luxurious living in Malta, he spoke particularly of the excelleut quality of the anchovies. He had never seen any like them anywhere else. He told of a grove of them which he had seen growing in the governor's garden upon the esplanade, A gentleman present disputed the statement that anchovies grew on trees. The wine was flowing, and the lie passed. A challenge On the following day the parties met, attended by their seconds. reaffirmed it most emphatically. was given and accepted. The Irishman At the first fire the Irishman's shot took effect in his opponent's thigh, the ball hitting 1 bone and causin kicked his heels vigorous! “TP faith, major, such a shock that the latter fell upon his back, and in such pain thers. said our hero's second, “you've hit your man, but 1 think ra dangerously, for see what lively capers he is cutting. "Capers! Capers / exclaimed the Irishman, with a start; ‘oh, by the what have done?) Bad luck to me forever for such a dreadful mistake !"" And, hastese er to the side of his antagonist, who had been raised to a sitting posture, he grasped bb hand, gushing forth as he did so My dear friend, I hope you growing upon that tree at Malta, Ir so happened that several days ago a certain well-knowa lawyer, wh came into the official presence of a learned purposes shall be namel cognomen shall likewise be discreetly veiled. ‘The lawyer did not arrive alone. viously encompassed drinks, and, was concealed about his person “Mr. ——." remarked the Solon, * “ Dishun 1” sighed the lawyer. There is no need of explaining, sir.” “+ Yesher is. e not killed your pardon forever ;’ for | have made a murdetin’ mistake ! nd not ancho and if I've harmed you seriously, Mag It was cafers that los for narrating who He was accompanied by a large number of p. n the language of the pave, a symphonic * branniga: am astonished to see you in such a conditios~ “* Wazzer matter?” You "tack my condishun—wazzer matter wish it?” “To be plain, Mr. —, you are very drunk.” “*Y'r honor,” responded the inebriate one, after a moment’s pause, “I've bez prac’sing here for fifteen years, un’ that’s the firsh ¢’rect decishun | ever heard in this court” It cost him something for contempt.— “xchange. Hack pumbers of Lire can be had by nd XVL, @18.00 each, bound. Vola wishing xv. jabs ribers Addrees changed wil greatiy plying at this office, Single coptes of Vols. 1 and Il. out of 1 Voy VL, IX., XVIL and XVILL, $10.00 each, bound. Vi sending old address as well as Dew. ‘this tachitate matters by it Vol. 1, bound, $30.00. Vols. II VIIL, XIIL and XIV, $20.00 each, bo Vols. ¥1 ‘XIX. and LX. $5.05 each. Back numbers, one year old, ‘a Seats per ie ees NEs Se mu. YCLERS, ANGLERS, YACHTSMEN, MO Sportsmen, travellers, do you know ‘What rellef for rashes, stings, Packer's Tar Soap always brings ? Odors to Its cleansing yield, Irritations too are healed— Caused by sunburn, chafing, heat, Or by shoes that rub the feet. Rest, too, follows in the path Of a Packer's Tar Soap bath. Decoration Furniture Curtains 133 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. sf Le (6s) DO YOU USE++« Tollet Soap ‘The best, purest and most eco- ‘otateal of all soaps? A great complexion cleanser, makes your skin feel new, We want you totryit. Atall dealers, ‘Or sample cake by mail 12. COSMO BUTTERMILK SOAP CO. 108-107 wasagn avenue emicace. He LEWIS 6. 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This department is replete with seausonable and_ choice goods, embracing Cotton, Wool and Silk Hose ranging in guises trom 25 cents to $10.00 per pair. A special feature, this Sea- son, will be the lines of Chil- dren’s School Hose, to which we call the attention of our patrons; 26 cents, 50 cents and 75 cents per pair. Knit Underwear. en’s Merino, Sanitary Wool, and Silk, with half hose to mateb, in great vari- ety, at popular prices. On tHe Second FLoor. Children’s and Ladies’ Un- derwear, including a large and special line of Eques- trian drawers, Combination Suits, and Opera Vests, in Cotton, Wool, and Silk, at. prices to meet the needs of all. James McCreery & Co. Broadway and 11th St., NEW YORK. “ Miss G— is a little passée, but whata beautiful diamond necklace she has!”” “Yes, it. reminds one of a lantern on a wreck."— Exchange. SPAULDING& (inconponaten.) Gold ana Silver Smiths. CHICAGO, ILL, “The Dloquence of Beauty” Appeals more strongly than any words ¢ invitation in favor of a visit to our store. The extent and elegance of the stock it worthy of a connoisseur’s inspectica. It includes Silver and Gold Ws Diamonds, Jewelry, Clocks, ‘Watches, otc. Send for our free “Bugg Book” for the aid of dist chasers, 36 Ave, de I’ A solid policy in a solid compas} is a solid comfort in any siteats A in life." None better: * UTUAL vice ce sone w eo LIFE those issued by this Company. Hes! office, ga1-3-5 Chestnut St., Philaft 2Nh Edition, postpaid for 2Se. (or stazpt! THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Of, Turns Grey, and the Reo By Prof. HARLEY PARKER, F. RAS | C.F. Loxc & Co., 1013 Arch St., Phia-f Every one abould read this little book."—Athers) _— Jack: Honestly, now, what's the reas you don't like Miss Flyrte 2 CHOLLY : Well, dear boy, the real ts is, I don’t like her because she keeps at me all the time unless [ try to matea and when I do she never even smiles." ville Journal. Banker, 50 Broadway, New York, Buys and sells Bills of Exchange on all parts of the wott comicbooks.com