Life — August 3, 1893 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THE SORT OF THING THAT OCCASIONALLY CONFRONTS YOU WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING A QUIET SELF-RESPECTING TIME IN THE COUNTRY, AND HAVE ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE POMPS AND VA} QUEERED HIMSELF. LDER BERRY: Joblots made a bad break in church to-day. Mrs. BERRY: What did he do? ELDE! Subscribed ten dollars toward sending Dr. Thirdly to Europe, and offered to double the amount if they would make it Africa. TIES OF TH LMIGHTY DOLLAR. if OGER, aged six, had been fishing with his father the day before, anda friend of the family asked him what luck they had had. “ Well,” he replied, * we didn’t have very good luck. The first place we went to the man wasn’t home and the other two places the man said he hadn't more’n enough for his own family.” FOR THE STOMACH’S SAKE. Wife: Wiom Witt. YoU BRING TO DINNER? Husband : Cot, GORE AND SOME FRI Wife: Nov THE REGULATION TOPE: Husband: No. Wife: , 1 HO! THE COLONEL SAID THEY WERE MODERATE DRINKERS. WELL, IF THAT'S SO, I'LL JUST PUT A BUCKET OF COGNAC ON THE BUFFET WITH A DIPPER IN IT. DF MIS FROM KENTUCKY. comicbooks.com