Life — May 25, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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-* LIFE: AT SCISSORS AT NvLLVS e A CERTAIN Turkish curious misunderstandi Pasha's visit to the Bank of England was the occasion of a The Governor of the Bank placed a small bundle of bank- notes in the hand of the Pasha, remarking that it represeated a million pounds sterling. Ibrahim Pasha, thinking it a complimentary gift, proceeded to pocket the notes, and they had the greatest difficulty in convincing him that the notes had been placed in his hand merely as curiosity and not as a gift, when he reluctantly, and with a crestfallen mien, restored them to the Governor. Exchange. ANOTHER story was told at the club the other night about a prominent spread-eagle speaker in the last campaign. in favor of Cleveland, with dramatic force. to stop the noi and child and 5 , but to no purpose ve a grand flourish. It seems that he went down to Lynn to make an address During the speechhe got warmed up and began to saw the air Suddenly from the front of the ball came a long, infantile wail. ‘The speaker continued speaking, and the baby kept on crying. The mother tried in vain Then the speaker looked down upon the mother “My dear madam,” he said, with his hand upon his breast, why not let the dear baby cry. He'll soon stop. He isn’t annoying me in the least. The mother gave a glance upward, then looked at the waiting child. “Oh, it isn't that, sir. It's you that’s annoying the baby."—Boston Budget. It was down in a Chautauqua village that a gay young soldier had his sweetheart Such a beauty she was too. : It happened once that he sent her down from Buffalo a pot of cold cream to keep be cheeks as {resh as the budding rose. When he came down to visit her again he asked how she had liked his little gift, “The taste was very nice,” she said with rather a sickly smile, “but I think | like ty other kind of cream best."—Quips of Buffalo. Snort: I thought you were going to drown that cat ? Lonc : Well, they say acat has nine lives, but this one has twenty. I think. Why I actually put that cat ia a tub of water and tied a brick around its neck, and what do yu think ? Suort: Goodness knows! Lone: Well this morning when I went to look at the tub, the cat had swallows, all the water and was sitting on the brick '—Axchange. “GENTLEMEN, you do not use your faculties of observation,” said an old profess, addressing his class. Here he pushed forward a gallipot containing a. chemial d exceedingly offensive smell.‘ When I was a student,” he continued, ‘I used my sexe of taste,” and with that he dipped his finger in the gallipot and then put his finger ia tis mouth. | * Taste it, gentlemen, taste it,” said the professor, ‘* and exercise your perceptine faculties.” ‘The gailipot was pushed toward the reluctant class, one by one. ‘The studert: resolutely dipped their fingers into the concoction and, with many a wry face, sucked the abomination from their fiagers. ‘* Gentlemen, gentlemen," said the professor, * I mea repeat that you do not use your faculties of observation, for had you looked more che at what | was doing you would have seen that the finger which I put in my mouth wa not the finger | dipped in the gallipot.”—Argonaut. 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