Life — May 25, 1893 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“GETTING IT IN TH HE TALKED TOO MUCH. IDDLEBACK: Well, Miss Spooner, I must be going. By Jove! where is my hat? LitTLE BOBBIE SPOONER (from the head of the stairs): You can't have that hat until I see you kiss sister. Miss SPOONER: Oh, Bobbie, you bad boy, do you know what you are saying ? Bopste: You bet, Make it a half a dollar, Sis, and I'll get him to do it twice. HE: What are you thinking about ? HE: O, nothing. SHE (sweetly): How egotistical. §6-THERE'S nothing in this paper.” “It must have come over on the same steamer I did.” “IF YOUR BABY DOES NOT THRIVE ON FRESH MILK, BOIL IT.” “On, Doctor, YoU ARE TOO SEVERE. WHY NOT SPANK IT?” THEY NEVER SUIT. INKS: A man may be as saintly as anold patriarch and have not an enemy in the world, and yet one simple, innocent, perfectly proper little act will make him hated by millions. Minks: Ob, nonsense! Impossible! What innocent thing could any good man do to cause such a change in public opinion ? Winks: Let him design a new postage stamp. OVERHEARD AT A RECEPTION. RS. CLACKER: Is that gentleman standing by the door a friend of yours ? Mrs. WHACKER: Ob, no, indeed. That's my husband. “WELL BROUGHT UP.” comicbooks.com