Life — January 5, 1893 — page 51: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: Tr Pope is too old a man to do much globe-trotting, but he has sent a very able-bodied hired man indeed to settle some rows in the Ameri- can fold. If Archbishop Satolli can take back tothe Vatican a vivid picture of the foolishness of the Catholic Church in its attitude towards our edu- cational system he will have done a good service to everybody concerned. The more intelligent of American Catholics al- ready recognize that some- thing has got to be done to put their system of education on an equality with ours. They know ki it's a pretty slip-shod kind 4,0f schooling that the ‘church deals out to its children, and it is much to be desired that the high author- ities of Rome should know that in America middle-age methods no longer go. ISS WALTON: Is marriage a failure in your town, Mr. Outwest ? Mr. Outw : I'm sorry to say it is. Miss WaLTon: Why? Mr, Outwest: Lack of women. Paterfamilias (who has just been asked for his daughter) BUT CAN YoU SUPPORT HER? Mr. Frankleigh Haphazard: Ves, 1 THINK we couLp, NO FRIENDS. ASHAWAY: I have just been up in the mountains for a little shooting CLEVERTON: Any luck DASHAWAY: One guide ASHAWAY: Stuffer must be dead CLEVERTON ; Why? Dasntaway: L invited him to dine with me at seven, and it’s five minutes past. A PAIK OF OVERTIAULS. A Caprrat, IDEA—Money. comicbooks.com