Life — February 4, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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His sweetheart for to see; When his daddy asked him “On a definite object I'm intent, To wit, to woo," said he To wit, to wit, to woo ! But he scarce had stepped outside the door, When he could not fail to see That the sky with clouds was all o’ercast, ‘The rain was falling hard and fast. 00 wet to woo,” said he; ‘00 wet, too wet, to woo |"—Harvurd Lampoon. “LMAVE a pair of suspenders for every pair of trousers I’ he said, Graciou! “+ One pair."—New York Press. ANd Se9SRS AT NLL) THE BIRD OF WISDOM. HE, owl took his hat and his gloves one night, here he went, how many pairs of suspenders have you got?" You know thosecigars Miss Beacon sent me for Christmas. es. Well, I gavea lot tomy friends, and now I haven't any left. What, cigars ? No, friends.— Harvard Lampoon. A Tribune reporter recently witnessed an amusing incident at a railroad station in New Jerse the counter where newspaper bought a cigar. This he lighted and strolled composedly about the room. Presently the porter of the place approached him and with emphatic Hibernian brogue asked : *Can you rade?” A waiting passenger stepped over to . knickknacks and tobacco were sold and *» Quite fairly,” replied the passenger. ** Why 2" ra) “Then what does that ‘sigh rade 9" demanded the porter, pointing to one on the ticket seller's box. \ responded the pilgrim in a deliberate tone, s the rule, d'ye moind.” said the transgressor ; can you read ?” ndade, I can, shure.” Tt say: “That's exactly what I was doing. * By the powers! man, but ye have the best of it, and I'll report Well, what does that big sign by the cigar case over there say ?" + Smoke the King of Clubs cigars. Now which sign must I obey 2" that Shaney to the company, so I will."—New Vor’ Tribune. The Noblest Breakfast Food on Earth! Tue Most Novrisminc Tug Most PaLaTasce Tue Easiest Dicesten Tne Quickest Cooxeo Noone ean | uae the term HE FOOD aniew as teed by us Postage, 36 Cents. FREE Pamphlets Freety mailed to all applicants. NEALTH FOOD Co.'s Offices Everywhere. Head Office, 61 sth Ave, New York. N. E. Office, 199 Tremont St., Boston. Philadelphia Office. 632 Arch St. Western Ottice, sor Wabash Ave., Crecrupuloos imitators shoule Ue avoided. ESTABLISHED 1/86). + BUDD: WEDDING OUTFITS FOR GENTLEMEN. DRESS SHIRTS, GLOVES, TIES, SCARFS, &c. Correct & Exclusive Styles. Madison Square, NEW YORK. Panis Orrice: 4 Rue D'Ures. CELEBRATED HATS, AND Fadies' Round Hats and Bonnets and The Dunlap Silk Umbretin. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet, 224 and 234 Ste., and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt 8t., NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila (7 Agencies in all Principal Cities Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 18% 18th Edition, postpaid for ze. (or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Grey, and the Remedy By Prof. HARLEY PARKER, F. R. A.S C. F. LONG & CO., tor3 Arch St., Phila., Pa “ Rxery oue abould rad thie little book."— dthenceam, “Thou say’st his meat is sauced with thy upbraidings, unquiet meals make ill diges- tions.” ’Twould not be so if *twere sauced with Shrewsbury Tomatoketchup. Spaufding&Co. (ncorporated.) ®old and Gilversmiths. We publish and shall be pleased to mail to anyone wishing it, our little “Sugges- tion Book.” \t contains not only many useful hints on jewelry, gold and silver- ware, but the prices of a very large part of the goods we have in stock, and enables. persons at the most distant points to pur- chase with intelligence. We are alway: glad to send articles selected from this little book to responsible parties on ap- Address tate and Jackson sts. Chicago, JU. 30 Gove. de A’ Opera, Baris. Abr s THEAT BROADWAY & 30th STREET. Matinee Wed. and Sat. “NANCY & CO.” Love & Tandem.”" T ) )hUL AR) gAttsores ALE. tn Bagland. Bold Every L. ZELL, Agt., 92 Pearl St.. N. Y. proval, Evenings at 8.15. Until further noti lgbest Grade Imported, An Expert Cook Says: ‘‘All Salads based on Meat, Fish, Lobster or Potatoes are much improved by the addition of Armour’s Extract of Beef, first diluted in a little boiling water.” ‘There are many ways of using Armour’s Extract. Our little Cook Book explains several. Send for it. Armour & Company, Chicago Leav PU comicbooks.com