Life — January 28, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

- LIFE: SCIENCE IN EVERY-DAY LIFE. A MISTAKE OF THE DAY. *)IDN'T you say the other day that the 21st of December was the she day of the year?” asked Cumso. “I did,” replied Fangle. “Well, it isn't,” retorted Cumso, turning his pockets inside out in the hunt adime. “The day before salary-day is the shortest.”” “ec ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN. POLITICAL BOODLER (angrily) How in creation did you happen to lose my case ? LAWYER (afologetically): \t was all an accident, my dear sir, all an ScENE—Lonely mansion in suburbs. accident. Time—rars a.m, “ How was it?” “You see, | was so busy working Housebreaker : USE ME, MUM, FOR INTERRUPTIN’ YER, BUT IF YER INTEND ee y up your political pull on the judge, that AGOIN’ TER BED I WISH VER'D GO, TIME 15 PRECIOUS AN’ ME AN’ MY PAL HAS GOT TWO OTHER JORS ON HAN’ TO-NIGHT WHEN WE GETS THROUGH HERE. I forgot to hang the jury. comicbooks.com