Life — December 4, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: § AT NVLLvj THAT'S DIFFERENT. THAT is a touching poem, Now several cycles old, About the hairs of silver That mingled with the gold. But yet for royal splendor, For wild barbaric strength, For nchness and for fullness, For height and depth and length, It can’t with Mrs, Gray's remark An instant brief compare, When on her husband's silver head She found a golden hair. — Boston Courier, ‘1 Hapa splendid time in my vacation this last summer. Meals just when I wanted them, cold and warm baths, capital wines, and no fees for waiters or porters.” ‘And where is this ideal place doctor 2" “LT stayed at home."—Fliegende Blactter. + to go toa priest and have him confessed and prepare for death. A SouTH CakoLtna physician, asked why he located at Monelova, said, ** It isa first-rate place for a doctor, Ifa man is sick all you have to dois to tell his friends (no matter whether the affair is serious or not) If he dies, they will say ‘What a good doctor be is. He knew he must die, and so had his spiritual interests attended to.’ If he recovers they will * say; ‘What a capable physican he must be. ‘The man was in the last extremity and prepared for death, and he cured him.’ So in either event it is a first-rate place in which to achieve a medical reputation."— Medical Record, In the midst of a crowd slowly making their way into a theatre a corpulent gentleman who was closely following a pretty girl amused himself by certain tender squeezes and amatory whispers, which at length so annoyed the fair one that, turning her head as far as she could, she exclaimed with great sharpness of tone. ‘+L wish you would leave me alone, sir.” “Very well, my dear,” said her plump admirer, ‘* but pray don’t eat me.” “You are in no danger,” replied the nymph, ‘/ am a Jewess.” —Scraps, Lit1Le SUzoN takes to the village priest a splendid pat of butter, ommamented with fantastic scrolls. “With what does your mother make those pretty designs, my little girl?” “Oh! Monsieur 'Cure, she does it with our comb !"—Afémorial de ta Loire. Fair Skin. - - as Soft as Silk. A Kansas Girl on Horseback S535 ait my time in the open air in the saddle, on the prairie, and in spite of the sharp western winds, my skin is as soft as silk, and as fair as any one could wish—all due to Packer's 1 a I have used for years, and consider the finest thing for the complexion.” Packer's Tar Soap is pure, mild and curative A luxury for Bath and Shampoo, It soothes while it cleanses, A. JAECKEL, FURRIER, EXCLUSIVE STYLES IN FUR CAPES, OAKLEY’S Heliotrope Sachet OAKLEY’S Handkerchief Extracts Are of acknowledged Superiority. A Pretty Box of Two Bottles 114 ounce size, makes a Reasonable and Acceptable Holi- day Gift. se HELIO-VIOLET sacher powoen For Sale by all Dealers. . —" No. 11 East 19th Street, OAKLEY’S Headquarters for Ft jan Sables. The above cut. recently used by mistake in another use only the fine writing papers manufactured by the Whiting Paper Company. You will find them to be the best for all Received the Grand Gold Med- al at the Paris Expo- sition, 1889. . . QUEEN COLOGNE. advertisement. isthe property of Mr. A. Jackel =~, i, DO YOU CORRESPOND ? If you desire to be in good form in your correspondence, the uses of polite society. Made in rough and smooth finish, and all the fashionable tints. Sold by all dealers in the United States New York Offices, 150 and 152 Duane St. comicbooks.com