Life, 1890-05-15 · page 12 of 18
Life — May 15, 1890 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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# Life Magazine Satirical Page Analysis This page contains multiple satirical pieces typical of Life's humor: **"Grandmamma"** (top): A poem mocking the social conventions restricting older women. The speaker, newly a grandmother, must abandon fashionable low-necked gowns and wear somber colors—her youthful social life effectively ended by this domestic status change. The satire targets rigid Victorian/Edwardian dress codes that equated grandmotherhood with mandatory dowdiness. **"A Reflection Resented"** (middle right): A brief dialogue satirizing mercenary marriages. A man suspects his friend Harry Hopkins pursues the wealthy "Miss Van Million" for money despite their age gap; the friend defends him by claiming he "venerates" rather than loves her—a hollow consolation that highlights the transactional nature of such unions. **"Business on the Eastern Islands"** (bottom): Dark satire about colonial exploitation. Stranded missionaries become a resource; the response is to start a "canning factory"—a grimly comedic suggestion that the missionaries themselves might be processed, mocking both colonial callousness and cannibalism stereotypes.
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* LIFE: GRANDMAMMA, O longer seemly will it be for me to don The festive robe with neck de. colleté ; My white arms must be hid ‘neath horrid sleeves, And sombre colors worn by night and day! But yesterday I might have joined the dance— To-day I may not—would’st the reason know? With telegraphic message a young kid Smiling approached the house an hour ago! “Why smil’st thou boy?” I could but sternly ask, “Know’st the import, whether joy or woe, Herein enfolded?" and with trembling hands I broke the seal—and I received the blow ! I was a Grandmamma—and thus the message ran: “A little girl arrived last night at three! Mother and child are doing well "—but I Look ugly, and feel old as old can be! Nannie L. Nutter. DukenbechI(from his perch): “TWS SUSPENSE 1S HORRIBLE! IF THE BULL WOULD ONLY COME OUT WHERE I COULD ser HIM, I SHOULD Fret neTTER, A REFLECTION RESENTED. HE: | know Harry Hopkins must have a mercenary motive in this match. How can he love Miss Van Million when she is so much older than he is ? HE: Oh, tyou do the boy injustice. Even if he doesn’t love her, he venerates her, BUSINESS ON THE EASTERN ISLANDS. Unkeywunki: WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE SURPLUS, MY BROTHERS ? THE SHIP 1S WRECKED, AND ABOUT FIFTY MISSION- ARIES HAVE COME ASHORE. Hokywumbi: LET US START A CANNING FACTORY FORTHWITH. A LEADING ARTICLE, comicbooks.com