Life — December 12, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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AT SEISERS AT LL MAKING A NOISE IN THE WORLD. 337 Well, Nellie, aren't you going to kiss me this evening? I'll not forget those caramels next time. You're my sweetheart, you know. NELUE (aged six): No, I'm not your sweetheart. kissing cousin Maude yesterday. I wish you to know, Mr. Brown, that I'ma regular enfant terrible. I don't want any caramels; but if you don't take me to the theatre to-night you may expect some artless remarks from me at dinner.—Pick fe Cp. I saw you ]S merger going on near by ? Do Greeks again sack Troy ? What means this thrilling, curdling cry? They're washing baby boy. I say, McCarthy, did you vote wid yer party ? : Did I vote wid me party? Seven times.—Satur- ‘vening Herald. Book AGENT: Going from books to babies, madam, that’s a fine youngster, Allow me to congratulate you. Youna Woma: Book AGENT : Boston Gazette, He: lamawfully sorry, Miss Marjorie, but your lips were so near 1 promise never to do so again, — the temptation — forgive m: SHE (tearfully anxious): Never again? He (contritely): Never! SHE (swith conviction NOT born of experience): Then I am afraid we cannot be friends.—Scranton Cricket. Sir, that baby is not mine. epeat, madam, allow me to congratulate you.— Fussy OLD GENTLEMAN (0 @ chance traveling lady companion) : Have you any children, madam ? “Ah, indeed! —Detroit Critic. habit. “* Never. ishe?” ** Two months.”. Buxko STERRE “Yes, sir; a son.” Does he smoke ?" No, sir; he has never as much as touched a cigarette.” much the better, madam ; the use of tobacco is a pernicious Does he frequent 'the clubs?” + He has never put his foot in one.” ‘Allow me to congratulate you, Does he come home late?" He goes to bed directly after dinner.” “A model young man, madam, a model young man. How old New York Sun, Excuse me, sir, but isn't this Mr. William Green, of White Mound? Dodge is my name, and I remember York, How's Silas? Mr. Gree! : Howd'yedo, Mr. Dodge! you fellers git some new direcktories ? meeting you one day last summer when I was up in Michigan—in Silas Brown's store under the postoffice. Glad to see you in New Why in the dooce don't Silas was burnt out winter before last.— Lancaster Life. A Renewable Term Policy THE PROVIDENT SAVINGS LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY OF NEW YORK, HOME OFFICE, Equitable Building, No. 120 Broadway, Is the safest, least expensive and fairest contract of life insurance in the market. One-half the rates usually charged. SHEPPARD HOMANS, President and Actuary. WM, E. STEVENS, Secretary. Send for Prospectus or callin person. AMORITA, MAY BLOSSOM old favorites, Stearns’ Fine Perfumes include these and many othera ch Ly unequalled permanence and Druggists at Se. per or d direct on Fe. siptof price. Just a “wh ‘any odor for é. Im stamp F. STEARNS 6 CO.. DET OIT, MCH. The St. Augustine News 5.i%,Srete;y excellence of the South, Its clientele places (t the front rank as an Advertlaing Sed Address: F.G. Barny, General Office, Utica, N.Y. GEO. MATHER’S. SONS RINTING INK 60 JOHN STREET, N. Y, THIS PAPER IS PRINTED WITH OUR SPECIAL - LIFE x INK. JAD X& 3 4 CELEBRATED HATS, —axo— Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets And The Dunlap Silk Umbrella, 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 224 & 23d Sts. and 18 Broadway, near Cortlandt St. NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago, 914 Chestnut St., Phila. be-Agencies in all Principal Cities. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. ALY's THEATIR. Avoustin he | Great Unknown MATING RS WED, & SAT, Very EV Og ot 8.15. aty S New FARciCAL DY, HE GREAT UNK . ; ul beyood all dou! Thoroughly entertaining: errily amusing."—Sum, * Heartiest jorsement of public enthusiasm. ihwne._“* Unaualified success.” — Press DECORATION Furniture Curtains (33 FIFTH AV uarw voer ALL STYLES. MODERATE PRICES, TO RENT, INSTALMENTS. AND EXCHANGED, 5th Ave.,cor.16th St., N.Y. For Fifty Years! MRS, WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for fifty years has been used by mothers for their Children while Teething. It Soothes the Child, Softens the Gums, Allays ali Pain, Cures Wind Colic, and is the Best Remedy for Diarrhaa. 250. a bottle. ae 4 he allention Sf the i Sablic ts respeclfally | called fo C “Ve 'undred Fen- @Orawings by || Aired Brennan, pokiol {/ IP soy ctre éxhibilion bo 9 Qeconber 142” at mn sSaluday tfth Avenue, Srl Galleries 366 G 368 Fifth, Avenue: Origtes § Co, ‘Auction Sales the 17! 18% Ss 19%- Veanesday, Thursday Sy Friday, Beginning, at Jdo. EM. LOWNEY'S ta comicbooks.com