Life, 1889-12-05 · page 12 of 18
Life — December 5, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Life Magazine Page 322 **Top Cartoon ("Too Much Happiness"):** This satirizes New York aldermen as killjoys. A street performer entertains a crowd of children and adults, but the cartoon's title suggests the aldermen believe there's excessive public happiness—implying they'd suppress such gatherings through regulation or prohibition. **Middle Poem ("A Sure Winner"):** A satirical love poem by Tom Hall mocking wealthy suitors. A millionaire with unflattering qualities (sandy hair, freckles) nonetheless courts women by boasting of his financial assets (mortgages, bonds, "shekels"). The joke: money supersedes appearance or breeding among the fashionable classes. **Bottom Comic ("Mistaken Identity"):** An Irish immigrant (indicated by accent and "Hibernian" label) is arrested for arson but corrects the officer—his name is O'Duffy, not "Abrams." The joke plays on ethnic stereotyping: his thick Irish brogue is so pronounced that even his name-correction seems absurd to the cop, who apparently expected an Irish-sounding name for the accused.
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TOO MUCH HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. AT LEAST THE New YORK ALDERMEN THINK 80, A SURE WINNER. H, treat me not with cold disdain, My pretty maids of fashion ! Look upon the heart you've slain, And listen to my passion. Though I am not so peerly proud As men of higher station— So handsome that the madding crowd Collects in admiration, Atd have, perhaps, too great a store Of sandy hair and freckles, I've mortgages and bonds galore And muchly many shekels. You yet may journey league or mile To wed, as you're aware. Come cease your longing for more style And take A. MILLIONAIRE, Tom Hall. MISTAKEN IDENTITY. Cop: I arrest You, MISTER ABRAMS, ON A CHARGE OF ARSON. Hibernian: AIN'T YER GOT A MISH- TAKE, MEIN FRENDT? MY NAME VOSN'T Aprams; t1’s O'Durry, unt I'm an IrisHEeR. Don't YOU TELL IT FROM MY OxcENT? comicbooks.com