Life — November 21, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE: Foc entered the car, to find every seat occupied and the aisle filled with standees. But'he was equal to the occasion. He shouted, with the voice of one having authority, " Plenty of seats in the next car.” Instantly there was a rush for the next car. The standing passengers started first, of course, but there were lots of the sitters who wanted to sit together and several more who thought by going into the other car they might get two or three seats to themselves. ‘The result was that Fogg selected one of the vacated seats and was deep in his newspaper by the time the crowd came pouring back, with an evident desire to shed Fogg’s blood. You see it was an oversight on Foge’s part. There were plenty of seats in the next car; he merely forgot to mention that they were all full.—Boston Transcript. STRANGER (driving past the foot of a mountain, to driver): Any- thing remarkable about this mountain ? Dkiver: There is nothing peculiar about the hill itself, but there's a queer story connected with it. STRANGER: What is that? Driver: A young lady and gentleman went out for a walk on this hill; they ascended higher and higher and—never came back : Dear me! What, then, became of the unhappy pair ? Driver: They went down on the other side.—Der Schwerzer- tsche Dorfhalender, Packer’s +. . Pure, bland, lathers readily, and in oe odor recalis the breath of balsamic woods.” For the Complexion Smooth, Healthful, Brilliant Skin. For Shampooing Cures Dandruff and Loss of Hair. For Skin Diseases “The most comforting and soothing soap we ever used." —Hail's Journal of Health. 25 Cents. Druggists. Sundb PERFUMES EDENIA and Goya Lily. Palmer House, Chicago. We buy and sell bills of Letters ois on and make. cable transfers of money to Euro Restralia, and the West ta: | FOO also. make Collections sue " Commercial Traveling Credits, available i Credit. asta © Brown Brothers & Co., Bankers, 59 Wall St GEO. MATHER’S SONS RINTING INK 60 JOHN STREET, N. Y, IS PRINTED WITH OUR SPECIAL - LIFE - INK. of ches and a THIS PAPER RAST INDIA HOUSE CELEBRATED HATS, —axo— Ladies’ Round Hats and Bor And The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 22d & 234 Sts. and 18 Broadway, near Cortlandt St. NEW YORK. 9t4 Chestout St., Phila bB-Agencies in all Principal Cities. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposi Pronasty no man so fully realizes the empty hollowness of all subluaary and terrestrial things as the one who ladles a teaspoontul of {reshly-grated horseradish into his mouth under the impression that it is vanilla ice cream.—Richkmond Recorder, “WHAT are you doing now, Gus?” said one young man-about- town to another, “Oh, I write for a living.” “On ‘the daily press?” “No; Lwrite to father about twice a month for a remittance.”. Merchant Traveler. AN Englishman who had been invited to dine with Prince Kau- nitz had the misfortune to upset a glass of wine on the table. *+Is that the custom in England?” inquired a German princeling. Not in the least abashed, the Englishman answered: * Not exactly; but when it does happen, nobody makes a fuss about it."—Dakeim, “ WitLtast,” said a lady to her footman, * I desi treat the society reporter properly when he calls her “ Yes'm.” ++ And instead of handing any victuals out to him by the back door, te him into the kitchen to eat ‘em.” “Yes'm,” “Tam not particular about having my name in the paper, but when a society reporter comes to this house to obtain information about my parties, | want you to take care of him. Give him a bite of everything that comes down stairs and let him have all the wine that is left in the glasses when the gentlemen leave the dining room to join the ladies."— Boston Courter. that you shall “SUPERICR NUTRITION THE Lircé MEDICINAL FO Tuts Ontotwat aNd Wortp-rexownep Dirtetic PREPARATION 18 A SUBSTANCE OF UNRIVALLED Parity and medicinal worth potent for good and poreriess to harm. A sold derived by a new process from very superior growths of wheat—nothing more, and as a It would be dificult to conceive of anything I more wholesome and de Tt has justly acquired the reputation of being the salvater FOR IAVALIOS AND THE AGED) styincompsrenie allment for the growth and protection of INFANTS AND CHILORENY ttinnca rovers te mont nourishing and strengthening food for 1] Di) Nabi HURGING MOTHERS & COMIALESCENTS) #8 vse In all diseases of the stomach and Intestines, John Carle & Son: New York. n, 1889. extract, and 51 and 53 Summer St., BOSTON, MASS. W. H. DAVIS & 00, Importers of Exclusive Specialties In Soft Draping Silks, Cashmeres, Velveteens, and Cottons, in rare colors & designs, for Artistic Costumes & Decorations scents or TIBERTY & CO,, RECENT ST., LONDON, W. Ladies’ and Children's Gowns, Long Wraps and Hats im- ported to personal order. Canton Craper, Pongees, Grass inen, Tiger Skins, Bamboo Chairs, Embrotderies, Antique Portuguese, etc, Letters promptly answered. comicbooks.com