Life — October 10, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE =: NSA HOUGH not from every trouble free, At least we're free from some : The flies have almost gone and the Mosquitoes cease to hum, —oston Courter. Ir had rained all the long, dreary day, and little Lord Fauntle- roy’s golden curls were bedraggled and wet, and his nice collar hung limp adown his slender shoulders when he came home at a quarter past four o'clock and tussed his school-books at the cat which lay by the hearth, * Grandpa,” he said, softly, as he came to where the old man was quietly sitting, smoking, and thinking, “I thought all brides were of the female sex.” “They are, hy child; they are. Why do you make such an odd remark 2” “ Because, grandpa, in looking over my geography-lesson I came upon the Hebrides. Are they females, too? And if so, why are they called *he'?” And the little lord peered into his grandsire’s face with an anxious, eager look in his gobelin-blue eyes, which showed how great was his desire to be informed correctly. “Go away, child; you weary me,” said the wid man. And little Lord Fauntleroy crept sadly away, and did not smile again even once all the remainder of the day.—A/tany Express. Packer’s ‘Tar Soap . . . Pure, bland, lathers readi odor recalls the breath of balsamic woud! and in + Do you ever want to sleep, Major, when you can't?” Lasked of a very convivial friend, ** Of course, of course, ‘id “Well, what do you do “What do Ido? You blamed idiot, what would any man with a brain do? Why, when I want to sleep and feel so wide-awake that I could go out and read in the dark I go take a good long drink of my custon ary beverage, sah. You know what that is. Then, sah, if that fails, (go take anothah, If that does not kiss down my eye: lids I go aud take two, If Morpheus refuses to lock me in his arms + I-go and take three more, and by that time I don’t care a continental darn whether I go to sleep or not."— 7oledo Klade. “Mrs, MULLIGAN,” said Mrs. Ginty, ‘it 1s well yer falin the Yis, very well.” “ An’ shtrong ?” “Vis, quite shtrong.” “Then, p'r'aps it's able ye'd be to bring back the two wash-tubs yez borried last Monday."—Aferchant Traveller. Miss Marte (at the cooking school): Do you mean to say, chef, that we must put our bare hands into the dough ? PROFESSOR TARTOPOMMES : Sartainly, m'm'-elle ! Miss Marit: Perhaps that is why I failed with my bread the last time, My gloves seemed rather in the way.—£x. Youturut Skeptic: Say, Edna, do you believe that story about Adam and Eve and the snake and the Garden of Eden? Why, Agnes! of course I do.” ‘Well, don't! And nothing will ever make me believe that God made women wear clothes as a punishment."—Boston Beacon. ‘ What Scott’sEmulsion Has Done Over 25 Pounds Cain in 10 Weeks. Experience of a Prominent Citizen ‘Tux Cativonnta SocteTy Pon THE SUPPREDRION OF VICE. San FRaxchco, July 7th, 1886, I took a severe cold upon my chest andlungs and did For the Complexion Smooth, Healthful, Brilliant Skin. For Shampooing Cures Dandruff and Los. For Skin Diseases “The most comforting and soothing soap we ever asd." Hall's Journal of Health. 25 Cents. Druggists. Sunol PERFUMES | EDENIA Goya Lily. m CELEBRATED HATS, nd Hate and Bonnets Yinlap Silk Umbrella. Ladles’ Re And The 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet aad & 23d Sts and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt st. NEW YORK. ota Chestant St, Phila, i} Principal Cities. Palmer House, Chicago. ter Agencies in WANTED: Nos. 10 and (6, Vol. I., of LIFE. The publishers of LIFE will pay $1.50 for every copy of Nos. 10 and 16, Vol. 1, of LIFE, providing they are in good condition. ADDRESS: Publishers of LIFE, 28 West 23d Street, N. Y. not give it proper atten- tion; itdeveloped into bron- ehitis, and in the fall of the same year! was threaten- ed witheconsumption. Phy- sicians ordered me to a more congenial climate, andI came to San Francis: eco. Soon after my arrivai Icommenced taking Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites reg- ularly three times a day. In ten weeks my avoirdu. pois went from 155 to 180 poundsand over; thecough meantime ceased. C. R. BENNETT. SOLD BY ALL CRUCCISTS. GEO. MATHER'’S SONS RINTING INK 60 JOHN STREET, N. Y. THIS PAPRICIS PRINTED WITH OUK SPRCIAL LIVE, KK SU ORIENTAL The cigarettes manufactured by of all being hand-made, of theSch« 4ALVAN, POWELL & CO., LONDON. CIGARETTES, this firm poss-ss the great advantage ricest_ and most fragrant O.iental ‘To- baccos, and rclled in paper of the finest quality. To be had of al! first-class dealers, or of the sole agents, DRUMMOND & FISKE, 24 State Street, New York City. SAMPLES AND URICES ON APPLICATION.