Life — August 30, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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> LI A CORRECTION, “There is no fool who is not miserable.""— Cicero. NOW, Cicero. for once you've erred ; Twix't you and truth there's many a rood ; *Tis plain, O Roman, you never saw The modern dude. —Harper's Bazar. Critic: The court painter, Borstt, has been so overrun by the dealers that he has been obliged to institute a reception room. Artist: That is nothing at all, The dealers run after me so many at once and fight so at the stairs each to get up first, that not one of them has yet to the top got.— Firegende Blatter. What's wrong? JAN ; The train behind us can't slow up. There'll be an awful collision, PasseNnceR: And I'll be killed. That's just like my luck. foolish enough to buy a return ticket.— Detroit Free Press, I was Wire (coming out of restaurant): I thought the waiter acted as if he expected a “tip.” Husbanp: I should say so. mething. And did you ‘tip’ him?" Yes; I told him to buy Elkwood for ‘ place.'"— Texas Siftings. Why, he asked me if I hadn't forgot- CELEBRATED HATS AND LADIES’ ROUND HATS, 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., Packer's Tar Soap removes impairments of the skin, and establishes in their stead that health- ful, brilliant, natural cuticle which must be the basis of all Beautiful Complexions. ‘Toa can live at homeand make more money at wer for us than at anything e\eetn the wortd, Either sex :allamea. Cotte (outht rane, Terms Fuge. Address, TEUE A CO., Augusta, Maina, NEW Palmer House, Chicago. FE - 125 Tupter (tash/ully, and removing his hat spasmodically) : Is Miss Tremmer in ? Mato: She is, but she's engaged. Tunaiey (who settled things last night): 1 know it—I'm the young man.— The Cartoon, ‘THERE never was a woman yet who ever bought a box of berries from a hawker without calling from the window, ‘Are they good ?” and there never was a hawker yet who answered, “ No."— Somertille Journal. Miss PERLEY: I think papa is doing splendidly now, don't you, mamma? Mrs, Pertey: He is, my dear, Since we got him away from the horrid city, he is entirely temperate, and seems to take an interest in everything about him. It was only just now that I heard him ask the captain if he shouldn't help him splice the main-brace.— 7ime. ‘THe average barber does not hesitate to scrape an acquaintance.— Duluth Paragrapher. In Dublin: ‘See here, driver, I ordered a tmart trap to take a drive in Phoenix Park, and you come around in rags not fit for a beg- gar!” DRIVER (in faunting car): 1 knows it, yer honor, and I would like to wear fine clothes, but there's not a tailor in all Dublin can take me measure, I'm that ticklish.— America, MRs, WELFIXT (showing Aunt Japonica the new grounds) “That is the Lodge over there. = Aunt Japonica: How nice it must be to have it so near! The one your uncle belongs to is mor'n four miles from where we live, an” sometimes it takes him all night to get home.— Judge. LADIES’ TAILOR, 19 East 21st St., N. Y. AND Bellevue Avenue, Newport, R. I, is returning this week from Europe with a choice selec- tion of Novelties for the York. 9r4 Chestnut St., Phila. ensuing: autumn and winter season from the leading Euro- Sundbora, EDENIA Lundhergs RHENISH & Cologue: LUNDBORG'’S RHENISH COLOGNE Is delightfully refreshing and cooling during TH1s MOT WEATHER. LADD & COFFIN, PROPRIETORS AND MANUFACTURERS, 24 BAKCLAY STREET, NEW YORK. Goarcuer: I made a great mistake to- night. Mrs, Goatcner: How was that ? Goatcner: When Deacon Habercone passed the plate I put in a note instead of a check, Mrs. GoaTcner: A note is as good as money, isn't it? Goatcner: Ordinarily —but this was one he gave me a month ago and the last day of grace is to-morrow.— 7ime, THE ENGADINE Bouquet. Atkinson's New Perfume. This superd distillation sweetly recalls fragrant Swiss flowers. Bright jewels in a setting of perpetual snow WE / Graceru pean Houses. “PIANOS C.C.BRIGGS XC? 5 APPLETON ST. BOSTON MASS. MANUFACTURERS OF GRAND:-SQUARE-:6--UPRIGHT IL DESIGNS Soup (NSTRUCTION MAT(HLESS TONE +» BEAUTIFUL FINISH. comicbooks.com