Life — July 26, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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BPAT SelSSORS AT WuLLv THERE came to New York a poor exile of Eri The dew on his robe was heavy and chill In a fortnight he was a police uniform wearing, And now he could lend you a ten-dollar bill. —Texas Siftings. HONORABLE KYRLE SLIP-MUTH-SLIP-MUTH PUDS (lieutenant in Her Majesty's Own Regiment of Cutlassiers, stood pensively at the side of the Park bridle-path, and soliloguized) : * Here Lam at larst,” he muttered, **in this much cracked-up America, and what greets me eyes? Lawsked me friend, the Consul, doncher now, where I could see some of the dare-devil riding I heard so much about on the other side, and now that I get to the pawk, nothing but a beggarly array of women with beastly bad habits, accoutrements, and hacks wobble along in a way that reminds me what Rotten Row would be in an earthquake.” (70 @ Policeman): “Say,me good bobby, is this a sample of the best riding they have here in Central Park ?” ““Phwere d' yez t'ink yez are, yez cotton-phwiskered pirate?” was the officer's gentle interrogatory. “Why, isn’t this Central Pawk ?” ** Divil’ th’ Cintral! It’s Phrospic’ Par-rk, Brooklyn. out'r thot now!” And the lieutenant moved.— 7yme. Move cn 55 is 948 years old. The Hohenzollerns ve nicely.— Evening Sun. “THE Quick or the Dead” is to be dramatized. It is not an- nounced who will play the title-roles.— Buffalo Express. THe Hohenzollern dynast may be a dynasty, bat they {i “Walter, where is my vermouth ? minutes." “Thave been here since seven o'clock this evening, monsieur."— La Caricature, I have been here fifteen TEAacHeER : Knipke, who reigned the earlier, Titus or Vespasian ? SCHOLAR: Titus, Teacher: Mistake. SCHOLAR iguichly correcting himself): Vespasian. TEACHER (sterndy) : Kleemiller has whispered that to you again. —Fliegende Blatter. FRavuLetn: That is a handsome man, Herr Lieutenant, there in the right wing, is he not ? Herr LIEUTE ‘0, not for a private; he would be hand- some for an officer. egende Blatter. *How'RE you getting along ?" remarked one moth to another. “Oh, [ manage to keep in clothing.” And he disappeared within a fur-lined overcoat.— Western Rural. “Mamata,” inquired Flossie, ‘didn't the minister say that I got The Best! Z Yoimintia STEEL PENS IN THE ESSENTIAL QUALITIES OF DURABILITY, EVENNESS OF POINTS AND WORKMANSHIP. 12 Samples io cents, post-paid. IVISON, BLAKEMAN & CO., 733 Broadway, New York. LADIES’ foucan live at home and make more money at wor for ue yiblog een the wortd. Risher eer :all ages. Cott » Terme Faia. Address, TRCE A CO., Augusta, Maine Palmer House, Chicago. THE blacksmith is always blowing about hiladelphia News, Pung borg ee EDENIA Lan dborgs & RHENISH & Cologne: |— LUNDHONG’S RHENISH COLOGNE Is delightfully refreshing and cocling during Tus 4 MOT WEATHER, LADD & COFFIN, PROPRIETORS AND MANUFACTURERS, 24 BAKCLAY STREET, NEW YORK. 8, 14 FIRST PRIZE MEDALS. Peer! CELEBRATED HATS ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortland St., wEW vorx. of an old maid is the record of a 4. Con Se) Are exquisite in style. GN, § Are dainty, and Carefully m: ie = un The Yellowstone National Park, The Wonderland of the World, Pror, JouN Muir, of California, the dis- tinguished geologist, says the Yellowstone Park “surpasses in Sakelah, exciting interest any other region yet discovered on the face of the globe.” ‘THE NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD— THE DINING-CAR LINE. From St. Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth to Helena, Butte, Tacoma, Pcrtland, and ail Pa- cific Coast points, is the only rail line to the Yellowstone Park. On application to Chas. S. Fee, General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minnesota, you will receive, free of charge, a large map of the Park, a Park Guide, Time Tables, Kates, etc, ‘LIFE’ BINDER. Cheap, Strong and Durable. Will hold 26 Numbers, Mailed to any part of the United States for $1.00, postage free. Address, OFFICE OF "LIFE 28 West 23d Street, New York, ot4 Chestast St., Phila. Orleans Picayune, Lo, N PCBAGES &ce 5 APPLETON ST. BOSTON MASS. MANUFACTURERS OF GRAND: SQUARE: -6--UPRIGHT GRACEFUL Designs «+ Soup (NSTRUCTION MATCHLESS TONE ++ BEAUTIFUL FINISH. KIMBALL’S STRAIGHT CUT CIGARETTES. je. Are e y mild and delicate. ‘Are always uniform and up to standard. Are put up in satin and elegant boxes. ‘Are unsurpassed for purity and excellence. Are specially adapted to people of refined taste. Are composed of only the finest Virginia and Turkish leaf. WM. 8. KIMBALL & CO. 1s Tobacco Works. ochester. N. Y. comicbooks.com