Life, 1888-01-26 · page 12 of 16
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# Political Cartoons & Satire from Life Magazine (Page 54) This page contains several brief satirical pieces mocking contemporary figures and social absurdities: **"The New View of the Hansom"** features an Irish chestnut vendor marveling at a two-wheeled hansom cab with gas lights—satirizing the bewilderment of immigrants at modern American conveniences. **The Comstock reference** jokes about Anthony Comstock, the famous (or infamous) art censor who campaigned against obscenity. The satire suggests his crusades have literally reduced him to "a shapeless mass." **"Leif" statue anecdote** ridicules American ignorance: a woman mistakes the bronze Viking statue for a Black man, then accepts "sun-burn" as explanation—mocking racial assumptions and historical illiteracy. **Josef Hoffman concert announcement** is cruel satire about the famous child pianist. The joke: concerts scheduled with "Funeral Music" at Boston, and tickets include "Undertaking Expenses"—implying the child prodigy will be worked to death by his managers. Dr. Scoremus's mock expert opinion darkly predicts Hoffman will "live until" the concert tour ends. The page reflects period anxieties about child labor and entertainment exploitation.
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54 -LIFE: THE NEW VIEW OF THE HANSOM. PRESTO! HHESTNUT VENDOR: Ah, begorry, phat a quare coun- thry this is, to be sure! Thayre’s a gintleman over thayre wid an umbriller on two whales, and wid gash loights at the soide ov ut, and a hurse tu pull ut. Phat’ll they be , doin’ nixt, I wondher, 2 so ldo. 6¢ JS this Mr. Com- stark?” asked a caller at the art censor’s office. But there was no answer. Theindecency of the name had reduced its owner to a shapeless mass. IR MORRELL MACKENZIE has been paid forty- three thousand dollars for attending the Crown Prince, 2h Ry THESE| and isn’t certain whether it is a cancer. ‘ iS If the Emperor would give Dr. M. $50,000, the distinguished physician might be able to make up his mind. COUNTRYWOMAN stopped in front of the bronze Leif statue in Boston a few days ago, and remarked, “Wal, I never! I didn’t know Leif was a negro.” “He wasn't a negro,” said her companion. “Look at the color of him.” “That's sun-burn,” was the response, and the old lady went away satisfied. MUSICAL ANNOUNCEMENT. HOFFMAN! HorrMaN!! HOFFMAN!!! THE MANAGERS OF he Bt s és THE BOY PRODIGY ite ieee us sey Have arranged a series of Concerts for % | 5 ps p ie , April rst, as follows: San Francisco, 6 A.M. Pittsburgh, Denver, Col., 7 ‘ Harrisburgh, St. Louis, 8 “Philadelphia, Milwaukee, 1o “ New York, Chicago, 12 M. Boston, At the Boston Concert, nothing but Funeral Music will be played. Tickets for the Course, including R.R. and Undertaking Expenses, now on Sale. OPINION OF AN EXPERT. I have analyzed Josef Hoffman thoroughly and believe that, under the present judicious management, TOO MUCH FOR HIS NERVES. he is likely to live until the date of the above concert. THe YE IS LAID IN A CHEAP EAST SIDE RESTAURANT, AND THE party ox | find no traces of disintegration of the musical THE RIGHT HY EN THE WAITER, WHO HAS JUST FAINTED, AN OR} z tissues, and, barring a few fatigue bacteria, I warrant *“QuaiL on Toast. . him to be sound. Dr. SCOREMUs. comicbooks.com