Life, 1884-08-21 · page 3 of 16
Life — August 21, 1884 — page 3: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Life Magazine Page 101 The main cartoon titled "OUR YOUTHFUL POET—HIS BIRTHDAY" depicts a social gathering where a young poet's birthday party has gone awry. The caption reveals the joke: the host (labeled "Y.P." for "Youthful Poet") laments inviting "such a number of bright and lovely people, and not one of them here!"—suggesting his guests have failed to arrive or are disappointing. The accompanying verse sections mock the poet's pretensions and social aspirations. "DUST UNTO DUST" satirizes Miss Mackay's betrothal to Colonna, a wealthy California representative, commenting on her advantageous marriage. Other brief items like "A BLUNDERBUSS" and "BLANK DESPAIR" appear to be social gossip—standard satirical fare mocking high society's romantic misadventures and financial follies, typical of Life's society-page humor from this era.
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OUR YOUTHFUL POET—HIS BIRTHDAY. : SO SORRY! INVITED SUCH A NUMBER OF BRIGHT AND LOVELY PEOPLE, AND NOT ONE OF THEM HERE! DUST UNTO DUST. Narwes, Aug. 7.—Miss Eva Mackay, daughter of the Cali- fornia millionaire, is betrothed to M. Colonna, representative of the well-known family of Colonna. ISS MACKAY 'S betrothed to Colonna— Oh, what could be fitter in life ? She gets a great name, and he’s won a Most charming and opulent wife. Colonna ’s fixed now, nor need lack he Aught either of boodle or blood, For he can trace back, as can Mackay, His line to the rise of a Flood. Saturnian age, oh, how brisk, oh, How brimful thou seemest of hope, Observing those Mackays of Frisco, So chummy with pals of the Pope. Nor Bourbons, nor Guelphs, nor Braganzas, Hoh'nzollerns. nor Hapsburg at all, Get the drop on the ‘Frisco Bonanzas, Or send that proud race to the wall. A BLUNDERBUSS—Kissing the wrong girl. BLANK despair—usually that of the lottery ticket investor. comicbooks.com