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- LIFE - Jbenold, Constable AB Co. PARISIAN NOVELTIES DRESS GOODS We are just opening a fine assortment of High Class Spring Novelties in Satin Soulé, Bourrettes, Velvet Frisé, Embroidered Nun's Veiling and Drap d’Albatross, together with alarge line of Tweed Suitings suitable for Tailor-made Garments, &c. Breoadeooy KS 19th oi. Send one, two, three or five dol- C A N D elars for a retail om, by express, of the Dest C b ‘andies ‘in the world, put up in handsome boxes. All strictly pure. Suitable for presents. Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mapison Sr., Cuicaco. GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING [NK, 60 JoHN STREET, NEw York. This paper is printed with our cut ink, PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. Parker & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN. EDWARD 0. PUNCHARD. “ Now good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” —SHAKESPEARE. «Common Sense” Lunch Room, 135 Broapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager. THe breeches of promise, young man, are the ones you have n’t paid for yet.—Hawheye, Ir is rumored that Bob Ingersoll, on inquiring at the hotel desk as to whether they had a fire-escape, was furnished with a revised edition. —WV. ¥. Observer. “Can a mule driver be a Christian 2” is a recent conundrum, He might if he tried very hard, but he would have to give up driving mules.—Philadelphia Call. LEADVILLE claims that chronic disease is un- known in that vicinity. The fact is people do n't live long enough there to die of chronic diseases.—London Lancet. making factory in the world is in Sweden.—Scientijic American, “* Two hours to the next train out !" ejaculated the man who had got left. ‘* How in thunder shall I be able to kill the time until then?” But he readily accomplished this by entering a barber-shop and wait- ing his turn to be shaved.—Zowell Citizen. A NARROW ESCAPE, “<I sHOULD be glad to hear you sing some day,” remarked a gentleman to a. young lady who was studying music. ‘TI shall be delighted. I have the song with me now, and will sing it for you.” “What song ?” ‘ Why, ‘Some Day’.”" “Ah! yes, I meant some other day when 1 shall have more leisure.”- Musical Record. ““T REGRET to inform you,” said a railroad superin- tendent to one of the conductors of the line, ‘‘ that after the first of the month all salaries will be reduced ten per cent.” ‘Ah, indeed,” replied the conductor indifferently, ‘(and will your salary be subjected to the same reduction?” ‘ Certainly.” ‘Well, I feel feel sorry for the engineers and brakemen, poor fel- lows, but you and I—we can stand it, eh! old boy?” and ‘the light-hearted puncher of tickets poked the superintendent playfully in the ribs.—Philadelphia Call, Lundborg’s Perfume, Edenia. Lundborg’s Perfume, Maréchal Niel Rose. Lundborg’s Perfume, Alpine Violet. Lundborg's Perfume, Lily of the Valley. Ir may be interesting for mothers with marriageable | daughters to know that the oldest and largest match- | AMUSEMENTS. ALY’S THEATRE. BROADWAY AND Under the management of Mr. AUGUSTIN Orchestra, $x. 50; Dress Circle, $x ; Second Balco Every night 8:15 ; over 10:40; Mi st DAL, ny, tines begin ats." Every night at S15, Matinee Saturday at's, in preparation, an ex: tirely new fanciful com. edy. The Country Girl. NOW AT MADISON SQUARE. GARDEN. Every afternoon and evening, at 2 and 8 ea The World's Grandest Harbinger of Everything Gud, Moral, Instructive, Amusing, Strange and Comic, P. T. BARNUM’S Greatest Show on Earth, perpetually united wi GREAT LONDON CIRCUS and SANGER'S RO BRITISH MENAGERIES, Monpay AFTERNoox, to, at 2P.M, Nine Monster Shows in one Mighty Enties 3) Three Circus Companies in Three Big Rings. 4 2 Mammoth Menageries “Wild and Trained Aninal, 3 ‘Technical Performances, | 1 1 1 T Huge Elevated Stage for Techn 1 ‘Magnificent Roman Hippodrome. i Enormous Museum of Living Curiosit Immense Ethnolovical Congress of Savage Tribes, | 9 40 MAMMOTH ELEPHANTS WEIGHING 300 TONS, JUMBO. ‘Two Baby Elephants with their Parents. Everything ¢ value or splendor that millions of money could buy or pre gressive ideas conceive of. $400,000 additional expended for New Features, Delighting, Entrancing and Charming Everybody ‘Admission, 50 cents (4th avenue side; children, 25 cent, Reserved seats. $1. Boxes, seating s ingle eas in boxes, $2 each. U NION SQUARE THEATRE. SHOOK & COLLIER..............+ ‘ BARTLEY CAMPBELL’S Most successful American play. SEPARATION. NOW IN ITS SIXTH WEEK. Presented with an unrivalled cast. Every Evening at 8. Saturday Matinee at 2. “MACKINNON,” Has a world-wide reputation. The only strictly first-class Stylus Pen made. ‘The only one having an {rrp1um Point out in in a few weeks’ use). Prices, $4.00 and upward. | or MACKINNO! the other. THE “UNION” (without which the cheaper pens wear | Contains either a FOUNTAGRAPH Nat one end of a handsome holder and a Lead Pencil at Prices, $1.50, UPWARD. The A. S. French Co., M’f’rs, New York and London. New York OFFICE, 199 BROADWAY, GROUND FLooR (WESTERN UNION TEL. BUILDING). Call and try or send for List. “Sent by mail on receipt of price. “FOUNTOGRAPH” | An ordinary Gold Pen in very simple Fountain Holder. ALWAYS WRITES, NEVER CLOGS. Ink lasts Ten Days, Pen Ten Years Prices, $3.00 to $10.00. : LIFE. - Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, FOR 1883. VOLS. I. anp IL. Vol. I., Jan. to June, inclusive; Viol. II., July to December, inclusive, durably bound, fc- sale a! the publication office Price, postage free, $5.00 each. ‘To subscribers returning a complete set for the year 1683 | both Volumes will be forwarded for $5.00. To subscribers returning a complete set of one Velume that Office of LIFE, 1155 Broadway, New York.’