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“112 | ARVARDCLUB OF NEW YORK CITY. New York, Fepruary 1, 1884. \TH ANNUAL DINNER WILL AT DELMONICO’s, Fifth Avenue and Twenty-sixth Street, On THurspAy, FEB. 21, AT 6:30 P.M. All Harvard men from any quarter, whether mem- bers of the Club or not, are cordially invited. The price of Tickets for the Dinner, including Wine, is Six Dollars. The Club, as usual, pays the addi- tional cost of the Dinner. It is desirable that the Committee should promptly receive notice from those intending to be present. Tickets may be obtained of any member of the Committee, or of CHARLES C. BEAMAN, President, 52 Wall Street. S. SMITH, Secretary, 95 Nassau Street, Or, WILLIAM MONTGOMERY, Jr., Treasurer, to Wall Street, THe EIGHTEE TAKE PLACE NATHANIEL DINNER COMMITTEE: E, J. Hiccxso HANIEL A. PR Epwarp R. AD Euinu CHauncey, Cc ENCERI ‘Theso famous Steel Pens com. bing tho essential qualities of Elasticity. Durability and real ui! action, and are ited to all styles of writing. For sale everyw! 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New York, Gal restoration. * LYRE * THE LATEST INVENTION, Every effort to invent a cotton picking machine has proved unsuccessful. ‘The last machine, invented by an Arkansaw man, tore off the operator's clothes, threw him over a fence, and then hobbled off like a wounded grasshopper.—Arkansas Traveller. THE United States at last has a President whose pantaloons do not bag‘at the knees. -- Louisville Courier-Journal. Ir is believed that in the coming summer the great | showman will give ‘Sacred Elephant Sunday After- noon Exhibitions,” to which Sunday schools will be invited to adjourn at half price. SPECIAL CARS FOR NUISANCES. ‘ALL passenger trains should have one cattle car, and in it.” “And they should also haul one flat car,” said the | cross passenger, “for the fresh air woman who al- ways insists on’ keeping the car window open. She should sit on a slab seat on an open grated car and breathe ashes and cinders to her soul’s content.” “Anda dark and lonely box car,” said the tall, thin passenger, for the man who’ whistles. The whistlers could ‘all get together in there and sit and drum on the sides of the car with their fingers and whistle all the tunes they did n't 't know, and the rest | of the train would be happy “And a Kalamazao velocipede,” said the fat pas- senger, ‘for the man who drums on the floor with his feet every time the train stops.” Here the man on the wood box suddenly ceased pounding his favorite overture with his heels. ‘By the time he had worked his knees on express time forty-five miles,” continued the fat passenger, without appearing to notice anything, “he might be able to give his feet a vacation of two or three hours.” “And occasionally,” the man on the wood box said, leaning forward to gaze earnestly into the stove, “they might put on Barnum's Jumbo car for the man. who always has to ride over the trucks for fear of springing the car.” ‘There was an embarrassing silence of a minute or two, when the fat passenger said something about refrigerator cars for the man who was too fresh to keep in a day coach, and then everybody began to fear the conversation was takiag on a Congressional aspect, and so the committee rose, and shortly after the house adjourned.—Robert ¥. Burdette. ‘The Harvard Club has wisely selected Thursday eveni next, the night of the Arion Ball, for its regular annual din- ner.’ Washington's Birthday following, everybody will have a chance to sleep it off. Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Alpine Violet. Lundborg's Perfume, Lily of the Valley. Al of the ND Cai me boxes, All strictly pure, Suitable for Try it once, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Mavison Sr., Cutcaco. ‘ow good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” —SHAKESPEARE, “Common Sense’ Lunch Room, 135 Broapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Send one, three or five dol elars for a reta presents, Address, anager, mpel every man who chews tobacco to ride fies ‘In the world, put | AMUSEMENTS. ALY’S THEATRE. BROADWAY AND 30th st, Under the management of Ms. AUGUSTIN DALY Orchestra, $1. 50; Dress Circle, $x ; Second Balcony, soc. Every night 8:15 ; over Matinees begin at'z. 7-20-8. SATURDAY Matis “Laughter Titerally inces. san .""—Herald. 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