Life — September 6, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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LIFE BANKERS. ~ WILLIAM POLLOCK, BANKER AND BROKER, No. 25 Pine St., N.Y. [All issues of Government Securities, Bank Shares, Rail- way Stocks and Bonds bought and sold on commission or ‘on a margin, Special attention given to Invest- Interest allowed on deposits. WILLIAM POLLOCK, Member New York Stock EXCHANGE. ments. "Cavanagh, Sandford &.CO: Co.. Merchant Tailors and Importers, 16 West 23d STREET, Opposite sth Ave. Hotel, New York. All the latest London fabrics regularly imported. MERICAN PHOTO- ENG IRAV es peu his Paper BILLIARDS. THY MOST EXT! VE MANUFACTURERS OF IN THE WORLD. The J. M. BRONSWICK & BALKE C0., 724 Broadway. New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na~ tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tables, and Co: Bisation Cushions, Balls, Cues &c.. at the Paris Exhibi- tioa of 1878. At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, ise: the combination cushions were reported the only ones scientifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- fection. New and second-hand billiard tables, in all de- signs, at the lowest prices. The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY: 768 Broadway, New York. 241 Tremont St. Thouth Filth'gevSte Louis. 143 Sand 86 State St., Chicago | 367W.! gst Philadephia jaltimore St. Baltimore, NOTES AND EXTRACTS. “Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors.” —[St. Paul to the Fenians. 1V., 11, 44-] “New DEMOCRACY,” exclaims an esteemed con- temporary, ‘won't wash." Good heavens, man! who said it would ?—/ndianapolis Journal. How shall we stop the great evil of lying ?—New York Observer. Don't know, give it up. ee a habit you ought never to have fallen imia.—Cim. Sue, Night. IsitTadude? Yes, it is adude. Was it always that way? Yes, natural born, What does it do for aliving? It breathes, dear: don't disturb it.— Boston Traveller. In the far West a man advertises for a woman ‘to wash, iron and milk one or two cows.” What does he want his cows washed and ironed for ?—Osl City Derrick, A SNAKE 12 feet long wrapped itself around the fore and hind wheel of a Nevada stage the other day, blocking progress until killed. After that the cork was put into the bottle and the party proceeded. — Hartford Post. “* LTELL you,” said Poots, * there 's an indescribable in lying in bed and ringing one's bell * You got a valet !" exclaimed Poots’ 0,” replied Poots, ‘* but I've got a bell.” Cine, Sat. Night. Dippin had a horse which he called ‘* raphy." “Very odd name,” said a friend.‘ Not at all,” nded Tom; “'when I bought him it was Bu =r Sraphy; when I mount him it’s Ti rap) o-Graphy.”* and when I want him to go it's Gee —Somervitle Journal. “ WatTER, what is this mark on the side of my pie ?” “Ho yes; why certainly, sir. That mark, sir? That is the print of my thumb, Just had my thumb in chocolate served the other gent; sir. Meant to have called your attention to it before, sir, Cut it out for you, sir?" "—Hamteye, IMPORTANT. When you vist or leave New York City, save Bagg: Expressage and Camage Hire and stop af the RAND TON HOTEL, opposite Grand Central Depot Pour Hundred and ef ifty (450) e! er Freed ata gost of one million dollars, reduced to, $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. ‘Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to alldepots. "Families can lve better for less money at the Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in theelty. "HEGEMAN’S GASTRICINE. ific for dy Sold by all druggists. and . cis et tox.” Sent by mail, JN. aon #0, roadway, corner 8th ' Street, N.Y, REPAIRS TO PLUMBING. Persons contemplating repairs to the drainage of their houses are advised that the Durham System can be intro- duced without difficulty in old buildings. It is a permanent protection, and adds materially to their value. Send for pamphlet to the Durham House Drainage Com- pany, 187 Broadway, N. Y. DITMAN’S TRUSS—Annexed Broadway and Barclay St. A Truss for Rupture can be fitted with intelligence that the wearer will get the est comfort. Private apartnents for Ladies and Gentleme: WHITE HANDS! Hands made WHITE AS SNOW with one trial hake age of a wonderful compound sbich ee we mail soiled easy, Hh; ind stam} jarmiess and it iy tt on YO MEDICAL CO, Butalo, NY. Established 1853. H. B. KIRK & CO., 1158 BROADWAY, 69 FULTON ST. Old Crow Rye and Mayfield. Sour Mash} \ Whiskies. \ The Best in the World. RELIABLE WINES. Now good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” —SHAKESPEARE. “Common Sense” Lunch Room, 135 Broapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager, THE FONTOGRAPH. Ink for Ten Days. Wear for Ten Years. Always Writes. Never Clogs. Call and Try it. Price from 1-40 to $10. for List. ‘Agents Wanted. THE A. S. FRENCH CO., M’r'rs, Ground Floor W. U. Tel. Bild'e. 199 Bway, New York. F. W. DEVOE& CO. MANUFACTURERS OF Artists’ Materials, READY-MIXED Paints, Dry Cotors, CoLoks 1N O1t, CoLors IN Japan, PuLP Cotors, BRUSHES, FINE VARNISHES, &c. Cor. Fulton and William Sts., New York. Send ove, two, three or five dol- box. N th Ci pertifor aan of the ‘andies ta U up in (AA Suitable Tor boxes. All strictly pure. Suitable ‘for presents. Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Mapisow Sr., Curcaco, GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING JNK, 60 Joun Street, New York. This poper is printed with our cut ink, comicbooks.com