Life — August 23, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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At the Ceritennial Commission, Philadelphia, ia 1876, the combination cushions were reported the only ones sclentifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- fection, New and second-hand billiard tables, in all do- signs, at the lowest prices. The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway, New York. 241 Tremont St., Boston, 1s South Fifth’St., St. Louis. 113 S, oth St., Philadelphia. 8 and 86 State St., Chicago 367W. Baltimore St.Baltimore, * LIFE: NOTES AND EXTRACTS. “Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors.” —{St. Paul to the Fenians. IV., 11, 44. ‘A GARDEN *‘waul"—A cat on the fence.—+New York Journal. A SPECTACULAR DRAMER—A barkeeper who wears glasses.—Philadelphia Herald. Curtine a telegraph wire is not breaking the news gently.—New Orleans Picayune. THE liars must go.—T7roy Times. Good:bye!— Rochester Uniun. i Somenopy has been bright enough to say : ‘ Lang- try and Gebhardt—the lily of the valley and the valet of the lily."—Detroit Free Press. ‘ISIDORE ‘FERBLANTIN, this is the thirteenth time that you have been arrested for theft.” “* Ah, monsieur, it is so humiliating to beg 1” aulots, THE woods were full of woodcock gunners on Wednesday. One veteran sportsman shot five.— Newburyport Herald. Five woodcock gunners bagged in one day must be a good thing for the birds. —Lowell Courier. A YOUNG miss of sixteen asks what is the proper thing for her to do when she is serenaded by a party of gentlemen at a late hour. We are glad to be able to answer this question. Steal softly untie the dog.— Rochester Post-Express. wn stairs and Wuen Shootwell died, the boys clubbed together to buy him a tombstone, They could n't upon the inscription. Fogg suggested this: His gun never missed fire. 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