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‘LIFE: Degraaf OT: aylor, Furniture and Beppinc. To Buyers in the all-important business wh furnishing their houses and apartments we would be especially gratified lo show our new productions and rapid advancement in this industry. Price and quantity in sight, ready for selection, are our Special Inducements at this season, DEGRAAF & TAYLOR, 47 and 49 West 14th St., 48 West rth St., Between 5th and 6th Avs., NEW YORK, Tpese, famous Steel Pens com. bine the easential qualities Flasticity. Durability and rea jwan Gill acticn, and aro ulted 10 ell styles Of writing. For sale overywhere, Ivison, Blakeman, Taylor & Co., N. Y. Cavanagh, Sandford & Co., Merchant Tailors and Importers, 16 West 23d STREET, Opposite sth Ave, Hotel. New York. BILLIARDS. THE MOST EXTENSIVE MANUFACTURERS OF IN THE WORLD, The J. M. BRONSWICK & BALKE C0., 724 Broadway. New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest. Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na- tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tabfes, and Com- bination Cushions, Balls, Cues, &c., at the Paris Exhibi- tion of 18/8. At the Centennial Coimission, Philadelphia, in 1876, the combination cushions were reported the only ‘ones scientifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- fection. New and second-hand billiard tables, in all de- signs, at the lowest prices, The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway, New York. gx Tremont St., Boston, _ 3s South Fifth'St.,St. Louis. 113 8. oth St. Philadelphia. 84 and &6 State St., Chicago. 367W. Baltimore St. Baltimore. NOTES AND EXTRACTS. “Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors.” —{St. Paul to the Fenians, 1V., 11, 44.) THE Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle calls Jeff. Davis the Great Davis, and thus does an irreparable injustice to avid. An old tin kettle may not point a moral, but we have frequently known it to adorn a tail.— Washing- ton Gazette, Time is money and money is time, for when you give twenty-five cents to a couple of tramps, it is a quarter to two.— Washington Gazette. THe woman who tore all the lower part of her dress off on a nail, and got so mad her nose bled, didn’t know whether she had a hem or rage, or both.— he Drummer. THe St. Paul Dispatch calls for a loan exhibition to raise a fund for the establishment of an art gallery. Give a fancy dress ball, neighbor, and you will have all the low necks-exhibitions your heart could desire. — Bismarck Tribune. SECRETS of the Confessional. ‘Is it a sin,” asks a fashionable lady of her spiritual director, ‘for me to feel pleasure when a gentleman says 1am hand- some?" ‘It is, my daughter,” he replies gravely: “+ we should never delight in falsehood !""—Portland Transcript. THE ‘course of true love” traced by letters in a breach of promise suit in New York ran in this man- ‘My Darling Benny,” ™ My own darling Ben- My own dearest darling,” * My own darli Love,” ‘My darling Ben,” ‘Friend Ben.” And all was over.—Ex, ‘<T HAVE been married for several weeks, and my husband and I cannot decide whether we should re- tain our old love letters or burn them. What would you advise? Mrs. C." Put them in a_pasteboard box in the servant girl's room. A supply of old love letters has been known to keep a girl contented in one place for three months at a time.—Philadelphia News, A New York man, the other night, attacked a wooden Indian at a street corner and knocked it out in the fourth round, Then he walked down the street ashort distance, drew a revolver, and blew his brains out. It is conjectured that his mortification was so great when he discovered his mistake that he con- cluded life was not worth living.—Norristown Her- ald. we HEGEMAN'S GASTRICINE, 3 for dys) ia. Sold by all d: ists. cents per box,” Sent by mail. J. N. Heces, Broadway, corner 8th Street, N.Y a5 and J.N. Hecesan & Co., BANKERS. WILLIAM POLLOCK, BANKER AND BROKER, No. 25 Pine St., N.Y. All issues of Government Securities, Bank Shares, Rail- way Stocks and Bonds bought and sold on commission or carned on a margin. Special attention given to Invest- ments. Interest allowed on deposits. WILLIAM POLLOCK, MempBer New York Stock EXxcHance. Truman Heminway, A. G. HEMINWAY & CO., BANKERS AND BROKERS, 11 Wall Street, New York. A. G. HEMiInway, ACCIDENT Association, 320 Breadway, x. $5,000 ACCIDENT INSURANCE. $25 WEEKLY IN- DEMNITY, MEMBERSHIP FEE, $4. ANNUAL COST ABOUT $11, $10,000 INSURANCE, WITH $50 WEEKLY INDEMNITY, AT CORRESPONDING RATES. WRITE OR CALL FOR CIRCULAR AND APPLICATION BLANK. European Permits without Extra Charge. CHAS. B. PEET (of Rogers, Peet & Co.), Pres’t. JAS, R. PITCHER, Sec'y, 320 & 322 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. “ Now digestion wait on appetite, “* And health on both,” —SHAKESPEARE. “Common Sense’ Lunch Room, 135 Broapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager. A FOUNTAIN PEN. ALWAYS WRITES, NEVER CLOGS OR GETS OUT OF ORDER, PRICES $1.50 UPWARDS, SENT FOR CIRCULAR, A. S. FRENCH, 199 Bway, N.Y. " AMUSEMENTS, NION SQUARE THEATRE, SPECIAL. U First appearance in America of the accomplished London Actress HELEN BARRY, and first production in this country of Tom Tay- lor's powerful drama “ARKWRIGHT'S WIFE.” Every Evening at 8 o'clock. Saturday Matinee. TONY PASTOR'S 14TH STREET THEATRE, EVERY EVENING AT 8 Saturpay MATINEE. NEIL BURGESS tn VIM. Pronounced by the press and public the greatest success of the season. The patent revolving stage, the great circus scene, etc. Seats secured two weeks in advance. comicbooks.com