Judge — June 15, 1929 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Kiddies’ Day at the Shore each one of you kids take a tin pail and shovel and sand mold and off your shoes and stockings and lose them and throw sand at me and stick out your tongue « pout and lets pretend our beach umbrella belongs to somebody else so flossie you run up the beach and knock it for a loop and im fraulein the nurse so wallace you get a dead star fish and drop it down nursies neck and t run out on the rocks whi catch you and get the bottom of your tootsies all cut up with bar ‘les or a broken bottle thats been washed up by the tide oh dont whine edgerton dear frau- lein will give 1 mommies 5000 dollar diamond ring to lose in the sand a who wants to play sun burn ok deborah stick the back of your neck in the fire well put grease on and keep daddy at the n extra month because his lambsie didn’t know her oats and be ddy lo es ithere and isnt needed rand now nursic will flip who gets covered with d fleas well well its you sonny boy and now dodo ih mother ed tar and si ur ling from a sand dune that its time for your nap so you run the hell out in the surf up to your waste so fraulein can hurl broken german at you and maybe for being a lousy gov- t do you want gwendo lyn dear oh yes darling its only a mile and a half to the hotel but nursie will be glad to run back for your rubber duck and meantime you get washed out by the under- tow or put snails in that awful mary frances curls or get in the poison ivy or get bounced off the dome with that medicine ball and say edith why dont you and pa- mela snatch ea erness wh others toys why sit there so peaceful dont you know youre at manhissit for your health and now fraulein is going up the beach with the wycoffs chauffeur and while nursies gone i want you all to wander off and collect “periwinkles so you can bring them all the way back to chicago with you in a pail of water so the poor things wont die Wel tee f 4 fe, and dont forget if you find any Abe ys a WCE Cae | dirty seaweed nursie would love to t | keep it in her trunk for 30 de sbi ear ee clams or horseshoe crabs or kelp. ‘ CT ert Ne —Jack Civerr Wire—I thought the little ball had something to do with it. comicbooks.com