Judge — May 25, 1929 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Punish Your Offsprings Scientifically! New Notes on Child Chastisement by Dr. Seuss rucsome situation above illustrates the most tless practice known to the modern fam- ily—the angry father having grabbed up his bey by the nape of the neck. He does not realize that young boys’ napes are easily wrenched out of shape. A scientific father always grabs up his son by the scruff. avert ™ ooo Seg RTAINGY i { WE Must On, y Mr. and Mrs. L. Pffeff are having that time- worn old argument—the boring of the ears vs. the enfing of the ears. In the eves of modern science, however, neither method is good. Au thorities now recommend buffing the cars, a milder form of punishinent easily administered with the aid of a pair of old buttonhole-shears, Forty or fifty years ago, when I was a boy, I swore like a trooper. Although my mother continually washed out my mouth with soap and water, today I swear worse than ever. Mother's mistake was in using only one kind of soa Modern mothers realize that every single curse word must be treated individually with a special brand of suds. comicbooks.com