Judge — May 4, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Correct This Sentence — Princeton, Yale, and Harvard are two fine universities. a | —A. M. Jones. Princeton "29 T hope that you remember 4 Before love changed the scene, When T was eight and you were } nine N | And we were seventeen. y | —Raren C. Siareen, yr | U. of Washington *30 4 | | “Bob was certainly barreled last night.” “But I thought you told me | he didn't drink.” “He doesn't; some one iped his clothes while he | | as in swimming. i) } | —Cuanres A. Kenny, U. of Pittsburgh °30 } And then there was the profes- sional humorist who made his liv- ing by playing the punnies. || —At Breep. Trinity ’31 “Albert wears such smart hats.” “Yes, he gets them from only the most exclusive restaurants,” —Gexr ALLEN, Southern Methodist U. "31 Some More American Tragedies The college humorist wl ld not learn to write jokes begin- ni Avast there, Parsifal.”” The actress who was not able to get her beauty sleep because she drank too much coffee during the “Blindfold Test. The insurance salesman who sold a policy to a Chicago trial witness. The bank clerk who cashed a check for a stranger because he smoked a Melachrino, —Barny Manoney Catholic U. "2 “Tryin’ out for th? movies, Jane “Why, no.” “1 see you have ona filmy Dangerous Our idea of tou luck is being a yes-man during leap —Raovi Brumpe dress! | —Fraxkun Braves, Wabash °29 Chicago X marks the spot where the hody was found, Rowtaxp Lyon, George Washington U.’29 “To what do we owe ston- ishing increase in sales?” asked the President of the Lucky Strike Company. ‘To the number of arcttes sold to the Old Gold Company for blindfold tests.” was the re- ply of the Sales Manager. —Antivn SitversLarr, Harvard '30 Song of the bootlegger’s son: “Pour Papa. —Minprep Banisit, Adelphi 32 ta C “Hot dog, Joe—she let me hiss her good night!” —J. P. MeCaar Northwestern U. comicbooks.com 4 ‘ —