Judge — March 16, 1929 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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| Old Doctor Judge With His Humorous Ways, Beats Pills and Powders and Violet Rays! | “Health follows after I treat you with laughter ; To cure your condition,” o Says noted physician. t ot en | . DR. JUDGE ] Eminent Doctor of Humor and Mirth, 0 Healer of Worries that sadden the earth, uy Author of legions of rollicking tomes, . j Visitor weekly in thousands of homes. hy Funny Bone Mender, whose history shows al Succor and aid for Society’s Woes, ] I am happy at embalming. Right) down to) your{ Jeb} I'm as rosy as an apple (104 Regular Weekly Visits .......0055 $7.80 | In the mortuary chapel , ‘i | > a * © 52 Regular Weekly Visits ............ 5.00 | | And though kittenish and prankful, apron Anca Mie | | From my heart am deeply thankful!” O 20 Special Weekly Visits .........2.-4- 2.00 | V. GATES Undertaker’s Boy “T was bursting with ambition, Held a promising position With a prominent Mortician. s restless, | was grumpy. grouchy, I was jumpy, And ‘til Judge, my doctor, cured me I don’t see how folks endured me! Since I've had his treatments calming Jovial fellow, with practice extensive, Mirthful and mellow, and yet inexpensive— Why should a person remain apprehensive? Stifle your worry and banish your fret, Clip off the magical coupon and let This be a moment you'll never regret! Doctor Judge, 7 West ard Street, New York, N. Dear Doctor Judge: I'm weary of worry, I want to be bright. I'd like you to hurry And set me aright. Um ready to chuckle, No longer to sob. And ask you to buckle comicbooks.com