Judge — March 9, 1929 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE While Tomato, my Jap, is looking for my collar button I shall serve my clever bit of the week. I really haven't much to say es of When did -but, as you've observed, t can’t stop me. First of all T'I mention some shows I've “Holiday,” “Follow Thra,” and “Whispering Gallery.” The latter probably is just whispering now But “Holiday” and ‘‘ Follow Thru”—there’s a pair of for you. Holid, times in one week the theatre to see yot arrested for loitering. Willian Donald Ogden and the excelle “sipping sor what-ho ideas of acting that’s a lot of people's business. And the play itself! When Phil Barry juggles rich families who have nothing to as in ou and I” and “Holid this time—(er' you?) tha-a pnings I saw re my sim >, Y he's a delicious pain in my aching sides. Hope Williams, who walks about ata right angle, makes And Don S' » too, is ‘way ahead of President of the second largest Spat Factory!’ But this “Sipping Son” chap. —He’s pipped throughout the play—always done with grand restraint. tained that’ pipped people needn't stag- ger. It's part of my philosophical culture. me people are ng that the a hit with me every time. wart, who writes great stufl like th nt as “Second Vice I've always main I wasn’t so had myself in “Peg O° My Heart,” when the Belleville, Kan., High School selected it as the Senior Class play. I'd rather be an amateur than a ham any day! you big sap, I “Peg” in the Class Play!!!) “Follow Thru” about golf. (In case you don’t know what ! sol “TV ONLY EXC U TOMATO wuwice * WHE YELLow Ft AROUT HM is LP RE a y the game of golf is. T might tell youl might if the editor turned the whole. thirty-odd sof JUDG pver to me.) Mista Junior.” interrupts Tomato, “Velly much me no find Mist ittle 2 “Pulleeze, Tom: time to interrupt me Jar button!” “Ha-ha—ho-ho—mebble you okay ablout thlat!’” “How I instructed you to abolish ell from colly this is no about a col- many times, Tomato, have your speceh !” “Velly solly, Mista Junior!” “If you can't find that collar but ) out and buy onc. Indeed, ito, one'd think IT couldn't af new collar button occasion- Indeed!’ “LT look unda radilo—T look unda all chlairs—I look unda wardlobe 1 look unda— “Did you look under the tlele- phlone—I mean the te'phlone Gad!! Vm talking like Tomato telephone table “Velly solly no—will looky !" Tomato shuffles out. Now Tecan go on. was 1?) Oh—yes—"Follow Thru.” ne Delroy is just about the— y solly—Tomato blump head unda_telly- phlone table!" says ‘Tor : to, shuffiingly. “DID you see the Lessee ymate, your humbly servant, see twently-flive thlousand coily but tles !" “Great! You're a pearl! pick from us Dandy! yellow Go back and out just one the twenty- five thousand and roll it around the floor with your nose for one hour. VI be through with my work by then—and Vil play handball with you with the collar button! I 1 hold over my command as Tomato OR CALLS HIM — BLY HEAR Tey MUCH (Continued on page 32) comicbooks.com