Judge — March 2, 1929 — page 31: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

— came tell wh and the pig start very embarrassi field, who has twice caped being served with fried « aurant when con, ctically impossible to Broomfield leaves off This makes it for Broom- narrowly es- EMBARRASSING MOMENTS sina public re nanded b patrons de The sucking pig of tender years has to be well taken care If your dancing partner chooses to fix her of if you want him to reach ma- hood. It is best to intrust ly training to his mother, too will need your for everybody is on silk purse out social bud ga pig's ear nd the expres- garter... be nonchalant... LIGHT A MURAD. she They taste just like they did 20 years ago. tot Sherry’s sion s car” has come to mean of ready cash mone sin the ba you have known and loved the quaint pig you cannot nd sntally One thing a pig has that no baby does stand anybody else around baby is a mere infant compared to a pig's bra is a sense of humor. Here is a clever saying of our pig that illus- trates this. Several weeks ago I sent Perry, my to the jeweler’s to buy a clock. The jeweler showed Perry his stock and finally placed an e day clock on the counter. “Here is a clock that w avorite porker, run ht days without wind said the jeweler, offering Perry. snuff. “That is O. K. by me,” replied Perry snuffling, “but how long will it run if you do wind it?” When he got home Perry showed me how the jeweler’s bullet had been stopped by the Bible which he wore in his’ breast-pocket. 1 guess this will answer some of the atheists with their scotfing and | evolution theory. Why, if t Bible had not been there would today be a protegé Swift or Armour, This just goc to show. And now, a final hint to my younger girl readers. After the cold cream has been well rubbed into the face, wipe it with a soft cloth and apply the astringent. Let this dry and then hang your face up in the laundry, together with whatever other portions of you seem inclined to stick to the e. And if, after several hours, you feel no different, send me your name and fifty cents and I will send you the address of the vermin exterminator nearest your home, so that you can give your- self up. You should have done “Hi! Can't you do something instead of standin’ there?” so long ago, sweetheart. “Yes. What would you like me to do? Shall I go and fetch = EAEL MAN you a towel?” —Loxvon Opisios comicbooks.com