Judge — March 2, 1929 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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When you've just time to grab the train, grab a bag of Planters Salted Peanuts. They are “The Nickel Lunch.” Big, delicious pea- nuts; brown as a Pullman Porter, crisp as a new ticket. 5 cents everywhere. Puanters Nut & DCOLATE COMPANY PLANTERS SALTED PEANUTS “HOLMES” JUICE, EXTRACTOR Obtains pift she ey HOLMES MANUFACTURING COMPANY 651 So. Johnstoa Street, Los Angeles, California The Wedding of Miss Atlantic City and Mr. Gulf Stream THE ® the Reanivalk—oew freoroot addition Do Comet CHELSEA foot for the ric tn 12 Weeks by Actual Work, ect cease lates ace | sen BPC METS are COYNE exe 500 Seutn SONGWRITERS! SUBSTANTIAL ADVANCE ROYALTIES ARE PAID pee publishable work. ANYONE having original ideas for Songs may submit poems lor examination and. WALTER NEWCOMER, 1674 Broadway, N. Y. Wirr (choosing frock )—IWhich one do you fancy, Basil? Bast. (absently )—The one with the dark hair and brown eyes. Do You Care for Your Porker in a Pig Way? Many an hoary old graybeard that sces the smart society woman cuddling a small pink porker on her arm, instead of the usual Peke or Pom, is prone to wag his head and say, “I swan, what is th younger generation ? The present pig fad that is sweeping the East was first in- troduced into fashionable circles by one Louis Broomfield or some- thing. This Broomfield, motto is reputed to Broomfield was raised up in Springfield. At the age of eleven Broomfield, then a young man, was lurking around a home for d cornets with his ming t whose sweeps ¢ —Bystanver pocket lurker when he was star- tled to hear cries of distress from within, He burst open the door and entered the hubbub (the cornets’ dormitory). Here he found th cornets had been abdue fierce pig. In a moment he heard grace notes coming from beneath a neighbor ing boat. He asked her few pointed questions and in a moment reappeared from under the gr: boat with the pig and his pri the trial the pig’s defense was insanity and he was released following a brilliant rebuttal by Darrow. then adopted him (the pig Darrow) and in time their frie ship deepened into sympath. they grew together, until it be- Broomfield not ~ | Awrut Rannrr (to foursome partner)—I'm terribly off my game today. Pantyen—Are you? — - By the way—zwhat is your game? —Passinc Suow comicbooks.com