Judge — March 2, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Jest in Pun This one is called “In Grand ma's Day,” line in... Aunt Penelope—What do you think of these new-fan 1 husk ing-bees the voung folks go on? elunt Pru tively shucki just to get an easy “Hear about old Tompkins getting nailed by a beautiful blonde?” “Good lord, no! A’ chorus . a mnanicurist.” And everybody said, “My, what a handsome pare!” First’ Deb—1 shall never be able to marry a lot of money, Em afraid, because I simply haven't any appeal for old men: Second—Don't give up, dar- ‘I omake the grayed This next one I thought up just specially for those nice little Princeton fellers again. : Minister—And where are you bound, my little man? Urchin—To ¢ Parson—WHUAT? Waif—My ma, she told me to go. Preacher—But—why, my dear little chap, you can’t mean that your mother Kid—Yeh, my ma she says t’ me, she says, “Johnny, run uchery. to debauchery an’ buy some pork chops fer dinner!" This one kept me awake nights. It will you too, boys—planning murder. . any cigar Live-Wire Clerk—No, sir, I ain't got a single Havany left, but now here's a real nice ten cent Manily! A thought for today: It's the guys with St. Vitus that : ones the days. start cold, they can always sh —Jaguita comicbooks.com