Judge — December 29, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

MADERIA GAVE MITIGATE SNOW WAYFARER TACT Chest Trouble The man was worrying. “Tell me about i said his pal. “Get it off your chest.” “LT wish I could,” groaned the other. “I've got ‘Marguerite’ tat tooed there, and the girl I'm en gaged to marry is named Helen.” —Boston Transcript Absent-minded Professor Amelia, I believe I have lost the road. Absent-minded Professor's Wife—Are you certain you had it when you left the house? —Swank’s ANnvat Spinoza was a philosopher whose theory was that there was never any change. He must have been a taxi-driver. —Evenrypopy’s Werekiy “How much is that vase in the window?” “That's ten dollars, madam, and the last one I have.” Policeman—No fishing allowed here. Man with line—I am not fish- ing. 1 am allowing this worm to bathe. Policeman (returning)—Can 1 see that worm? Man—Hete it is. Policeman—You are arrested for allowing it to bathe without a swimming costume. —Lr Moustigue (Charleroi) Come on seven, come on eleven, baby would like a’ new pair of shoes. "t elope tonight; pa’s on to our “s under my window with k out for yourself if he w wife. If you'd like to me and dine with us just pu can. We have a lot of gin and you'll have a merry “Mister, would you mind falling down on this icy place? This Prag ae ‘ - is Wednesday, and the Sunday funnies don’t come out for four Aly dearie: gave: me theigate: 10s d i no way for her to set. lays. EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, ¥. T, comicbooks.com