Judge — December 29, 1928 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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“My dear, I regret to have to tell you Iam bankrupt!” “Oh, help! Judging the Shows (Continued from page 18) but that one act was more than enough for your favorite play re- viewer. Just why the Messrs. Shubert, who have been in the producing business for even more years than J have been in the critical busi- ness and who, accordingly, should have more knowledge of things like this “Ange just why they should hope that there is money in a show of the kind is a mys- f they'd get some play- wright to dramatize it, would be a riot at the box-office. Based on Cay vtain’ Marshall's old com- edy, Ba Royal Family,” a story as pelled by j tain Marshall's grandfather and embellished with tunes as unal- luring as the persons who have been hired to sing them, the ex- hibit is a hopeless specimen. As for the girls, my old chivalry overcomes my pen, Solution of pst Week’s Puzzle Then I married you for lo p, after all.” —Evervuopy’s Weexiy of Edith The Age of ization rton’s novel, “ Innocence,” visible at the Empire, proves to be a tedious affair, en- livened only by a winning per- formance of the ng role on the part of Katharine Cornell. As I noted last year, this Miss Cornell persists in wasting her considerable talents upon inferior dramatic stuff. I can only won- der who persuades her to under- take the jobs upon which she thus dissipates her energies. If it is herself, she is badly in need of a mentor. If it is someone else, she had better begin right away on a course in Pelmanism. She is too valuable an actress to go the way American actress who, because of similar poor guidance, has depos- ited herself in limbo. Enquirer (to nerve specialist )— And is your treatment completely successful? Nerve Specialist—Quite. So much so, that only last week one of my patients tried to borrow fifty pounds from me! —Hemornist Although the Scotcho- gram Contest is now over, JUDGE will continue to use them and will pay $5 for each one accepted. Do not enclose postage with your Scotchograms contributions as none will be returned. Mail them to Scotchogram Editor, Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 627 W. 43rd Street, New York City. CollSalsncr MMante Cx wty's Aeivestielel Achierement: Sea Water Baths... Fireproof Marine Sun Deck From $7.00 a day American Plan or $4.00 a day European Plan Disector Skin Troubles CLEARED UP—OFTEN IN 24 HOURS Pimples, Blackheads, Acne Eruptions on the Face or Body, Barbers Itch, Eczema, Enlarged Pores, Oily or Shiny Skin, “Clear-Tone’’ has been tried and tested in over 300,000 cases. Used like toilet water. Is simply magical in prompt results, At All Druggists—with Proven Directions, Ask Your Druggist—You Can Rely on Clear-Tone FOR SKIN AND COMPLEXION CHARLES D. BOUGHTON, Managing SCORCH, =e wo [ts gpanngtce) =| I AVENUE AVENUE WIFE FEUD FEUD LACTOMETER COMMAND DINE WIDOWS JUSTICE SOONERS YUKON WEAVE ALLOT OVINE ENGINE ANNUAL HAVRE MARITIME | Dorit lnrvile "t look well-groomed. ails of the morning we But not after he bega comicbooks.com