Judge — December 29, 1928 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Taxt-Driven (to father of large family) I can’t stuff any more in—I'm a taxi-driver, not a taxidermist! Our Third Great Vitaphone Production (Continued from page 5) velt’s majority down to 24,999 Maybe a couple of more loose votes will turn up on somebody's check to-night, you can't tell. As H. Hl. aptly put it: “You can fool some of the fools some of the time, and some of the time with some of the fools, but you can’t fool with most of the people most of the time.” That and his attitude toward the Mississippi won him the election, I wish you “One pane o’ glass left over. Now where's the blinkin’ hole we didn’t fill in?” —Tit Bits —Passine Siow could have stood in Palo Alto (a new Arrow collar with blunt points that you can tic in a knot if you don't like it—advt.) with Hoover and me the other day while the returns were coming in. Herbert was chalking up the re- turns on a slate and I was stand ing by with an eraser and sponge “Well, here's Texas.” I said. “Give her a great big hand was the smart reply from Mr. Hoover. That's H. H. toa T. you an idea of who he'll on his cabinet. There'll be Bascome Slump, Andrew Mellon, Andrew Mellon, Andrew Mellon, Andrew Mellon, and, for Secre- tary of the Treasury, Andrew W Mellon. Maybe he'll include C. Bascome Slump for Secretary of the Post Office. I'll have to quit now because I've just discovered a vote for Albert Ottinger. It was mixed in with the stufling of our Sun- day chicken which we always have after church—not the vote, but the chicken. Anyway, mark my word, Smith won't have to broadcast over the radio any more in preparati his candidacy for 1932, because, if he'll just look it up, he'll find that a man with a brown derby was elected. The man with the brown derby is Clarence Ter- hune, the stowaway! Jack Crurrr “Ladies ready to wear cloth- ing,” announces a fashion journal. And about time, too! —Answers el When in os Ang = Dance/ mbassador Cocoanut Grove World Famous COCOANUT GROVE Orchestra GUE ARMED Derwcter aif COLLECE “NIGHTS: uh Dancing Content every Pridey SPECIAL “NICHT EVERY TUESDAY ‘TEA ‘DANGES Satuedey ot 4:00 in the Corwanat Grove Toa Srece B26 | MONTCLAIR | NEW YORK Lexington Ave. 49th to $0th St. NewYork'sNewestandFinest Hotet Tub and Shower} $3 to $5 per day For 2 Persons $4 to 86 per day? 800 Rooms 800 Baths Radio in Every Room Imioutes' watk from Grand Central 10 minutes to Penn. S Grand Central Palace nly 2 short b Oscar W. Richards, ‘Manager Glass Ginger Ale with tablespoonful Hitters delightful tonic and yalatable, bitters hy mail 25 cts. in stamps. C. & Co. Baltimore, Md comicbooks.com