Judge — December 8, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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= Sy ASN SS TRUTH IN THE NEWS « left yesterday for the University where he will re- sume his steadies.” —Ners Nets U. of Oregon —Down Jounxstox, U. of Oregon '29 32 The custom of compiling credos for certain groups of people has grown to such dimensions that I believe the time ripe for orga izing a schnitzel in the opposi direction, The ave man does not believe: That all professors are absent- minded. That any comely young lady could resist him should he choose to ensnare her. That O. O. McIntyre is so hot. That his room-mate has any taste in clothes, girls or autos. That his father realizes how much money it takes to do a week- end up right. That his sister can dance. at the grinds learn any moze than the ones that barely pass. That a letter written to his girl is read by her friends and asso- ciates. That this is very funny. —Barry Manoney, Catholic U. 29 college Obeying the Law Briton—Here, boy, bring me a whiskey and so Bell-hop—Sorry, sir, but. it's ainst the law. Briton—Then bring me just the straight whiskey. —Raovt Biumners, Yale '29 “Where are the fo'ks?” “Wot folks?” “The fo’ks you eat pie with.” —Miss Enizanetins Cuarsan, U. of California °30 They laughed when I sat down at the piano, but their smiles vanished when I played Laugh, Clown, Laugh. —Jor Wo. Eansest, Columbia '29 Percival—Oi, how 1 hate Texas! Algernon—Texa Pereival—Yes, income Texas. —Tysow Auten, Ga, Tech. °31 Rieut—Life for my grand- father is just one long wheeze. Lert—Good sense of hu- mor, eh? Ricutr—Nope; asthma. —Gurxey Witttams, U. of Mich. 31 Guard to Convict—Hey, you, get to work! Conviet—Go ahead, fire —R. D. Witevos, Harvard * A song suggested for supper at fraternity houses: “At Peas with the World and You.” W. F. Morse, DePauw '28 “My poor father will bless you for this.” “Where is he, sonny, in heav n?” “No, m'm, in the speakeasy —Maxit Gituin, C. C. N.Y. 729 EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, . T. comicbooks.com