Judge — December 8, 1928 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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No.2 "FATHER do BE Yourself.’ } What if the | Lamp-o-Lighter ts your favorite | Christmas Present/" ‘T WON'T wear out—even thoug! eve body insists on using it i's too amusing and prac- i} tical for words.” and it ts the lighter. A. and it turns out the lamp, if necessary. Smart-looking, gold cord—lighter in red, green, blue and amber. Screws into socket and holds lamp bulb. Decorative, practical, mare velous for gifts. SE at all the better shops or write A.W. FRANKLIN, INC. 11 West 42d Stree ighte the fmartest Gilt On Approval (Continued from page 17) week Joyce received an artificial arm with directions for using it, nd Britten signed for a vacuum cleani er =o with = accessories — for under the radiator, and n the bristles of tooth- h\ in betw brushes. The honors two weeks later was still fifty-fifty. Joyce's modest penthouse was swarming with liver pills, art photo albums, acne cures, and lessons in flaying away fat, all sent on trial. Britten picked his way amidst a haz hottles of eyewash, fountain pens, nail clippers, and thousands of little blue books. Both showed identical imaginations and had the other sent physical culture les- sons. By this’ time the members around his of their respective but not respe ful households was complainir dizzy spells and loss One morning J phone and a female voice an- nounced that she was on her way to measure" Miss Joyce” fora cor- as per the order received the befo tried to stall her, it was n . He spent the afternoon hiding in th ombs. underneath the Paramount build- ing. When he returned his major- domo revealed that the corset saleslady had waited three hours and would be around again in the morning. The whole following week Joyce experienced all. the sensations of tl whose portraits adorn the post office. Every time anybody spoke suddenly to him he blenched and leaped into a cab. He became pale and drawn and no longer ate food, but lived on a fatigue dict of malted milks. The following week, Britten, who meanwhile had been left a legacy of a million dollars by an aunt, whom he pushed under a train, deci to sail for Stroudsburg. When he got on board the boat he noticed the smiling beezer of Joyce in the crowd at the pier. The deckhands mail-robbers of seasick remedies, | | Bridge Prob. 24, Series 2 Lenz Solution to As it appeared in the November 10th i issue of Judge the lead. Prize Winners, Prob. 23, Series 2 As it appeared in the Nov. 3rd issue lat Prise: Ralph A. Cash, Ti Arig. 2nd Prize: Victor Vansteenbers, liers Home, Calif. Srd Prize: Chester E, Smeslley, i Denver, Colo. Special A. A. Ni Prise: Fe Collen oMMantic City's Aewestholel Acheiemont Sea Water Baths . . . Fireproof Marine Sun Deck From $7.00 a day American Plan or $4.00 a day European Plan CHARLES D, BOUGHTON, Managing Director comicbooks.com