Judge — December 8, 1928 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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[ Uncle Horlick’s Toots | By Jaquita Aunt) Medulla, who is | Aunt Abner's pater sister-in-law, she can always tell) when Horlick, which is her hus: ad, is about to go on one of his “toots” that he is famous in the family for, because he always starts walking around the room f restless like, looking at his and then finally grabs his nd coat and says in a very rmined manner, “Well. 1 gotta blow.” and that, so Aunt Medulla says, means that in about five minutes the “toot” will be on, full blast These “toots,” also termed “blow-outs” by Uncle Horlick who is almost as big a joker as Uncle Harvey, being a close re- lation by marriage, generally last quite a time, ding to Aunt Medulla, and after a “blow-out” Uncle Horlick is apt to blow in about 4A, M..and then it is Aunt | matter of fact, though, Aunt Medulla says, confidentially, that Horlick’s out on his “toots,” nuse when he stays home and gocs on one, as he sometimes docs, he is always trying to horn in where he isn't wanted, or else going around the place constantly blowing his own horn, which is very disturbing to everybody and keeps the children awake, ‘But the worst part of all, Aunt Medulla says, is that whenever company happens to drop in Uncle Horlick is sure to insist on playing bridge, and then all sorts of embarrassing inci- dents occur. For instance, when ever Aunt Medulla leads to Uncle Horlick when h pens to be on one of his * she says it has never : but what he is just bound and certain to trumpet. In spite of everything, hi ever, Aunt Medulla is optimisti and believes that some day Uncle Horlick will reform and swear off his “toots” for good. Because she says he admits, himself, every time he goes on one, that a “toot” is all right while you're on it, but that afterwards you're downright sure to wake up feeling kind of | blew. | “Jones has eleven children.” “Good Heavens! He's gone | stork mad, hasn't he Tit Bits Medulla’s cue to blow up. As a | she doesn’t. really mind Uncete | You can’t fool Connie! She's got a sixth sense for smartness—and she knows what she likes. So when you ask her to a party, be sure you serve the new, the correct ginger ale—Silver Ki Extra Dry. Its delicate bouquet, its suavi its mineral water content, its fruit juice blend, has made it the favorite of people who appreciate the finer things of life. And, if you wish to offer Connie some- thing stronger, of course, you'll mellow it and smooth it and age it and give it the “pre-war” taste with that marve mixer—Silver King Fizz. P. S.—Don't be downhearted if your dealer can’t supply you with Silver King bever- ages! Send us your dealer's name, We'll see that he promptly gets a supply for you. Waukesha Mineral Water Waukesha, Wisconsin. SILVER KING FI1zz That Marvelous Mixer SILVER KING EXTRA DRY The Correct Thing To Serve comicbooks.com