Judge — October 13, 1928 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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The Pulitzer prize for tact A bunch of the fraternity ought to be awarded to the land- lady who, during a rush period, put a deaf man in the room with a man that snored. Kenneti Funk, Stanford '29 brothers saw a sign, “Carousel,” at the circus, and four of them bought tickets before they found out it was just a merry-go-round. —Ronert Beer Univ. of Oregon 28V The old tennis racket. —Warr Coxnatn, U. of Pittsburgh '29 Omav—Let’s go for a spin. Kate—But we ain’t got no car. Omav—That's all right, I got a pint of moon. Citantes A. Kexsy, U. of Pittshurgh °30 How to Play Golf The first thing to do is to pur chase some equipment. Every one should have the following articles. With each set of articles we donate a last year’s seed cata- logue for the wife to busy herself with while you're away over meadow and lee. But now let us jump into the Statler elevator and go back to where we started. Every well- meaning golfer should have: 1 Divot Replacer. Our patent Divot Replacer is made of ster- ling silver, and is guaranteed to give satisfaction. It is designed for us by Homer T. Rembrandt, and bears upon it the likeness of William Hale Thompson. 1 Steel Hammer. This is for quietly socking the caddy who talks while you're putting. 1 case of White Rock for use while in sand traps. 1 Megaphone. This is used to address the ball. You might also need some golf clubs and balls, but these are in- consequential. As for the rules of the game, see the Congres- sional Record for October, 1914. —Artuur Sirverseatr, Harvard ’30