Judge — October 13, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Have you been goi th Flossie lately “No, [ haven't seen her for almost a year.” “What's the matter?” “Well, I married her and we moved to a college town.” —Jor Strive, U. of When Television Comes “Daughter, you're wanted on the telephone. “Oh, deg and I haven't a thing . —Artucr Sirverncatr, Harvard "30 UN “Who says that all men are born fre led the young father as he received the doctor's bill. —Raovt Bremners, Yale ‘29 “Toupee or not toupee.” said the bald-headed man, “that is the question,” —Tyson Auten, Ga. Tech '31 Left, Clown, left! —Martix Donator, Andover "30 And then there was the wife who fell out of her husband's air- plane and sued him for non- support. —Rocer D. Wuevoy, Harvard '29 IT ~r> 7 y (CTP Sy “Was the party formal? I ask ya.” “My gawd, girls, we actually wore stockings.” —Mancus Messinorn, U. of S. California '30 “Say when.” “When.” —Ress Kiva, U. of Minnesota Kodak as You Go Hello, earth! This is Mother Machree breaking through with difficulty from the other side of infinity in order to give advice to prospective young photographers Let me tell you, photography is no snap job! One must con stantly witness the acute agonies of the poor little films suffering from exposure! And then there is the terrible shock when the shutter on one’s camera breaks I shutter at the mere thought of it! Then, too, one must enc the embarrassment of having some little film go straight home to mother, because it has been kept too long in a dark room! Still, there is some good in everything. For instance, you all know how difficult it is to re move a_ fil from a camera. Well, there new little inven tion called “The Pepsodent which is just too adorable, for it removes the film immediately ! But someone else is trying break through, so I must hie me back to oblivion. I am countless miles from earth, but we must re member that distance lens en chantment. Well, give my love to the old focus at hom —At Breep, Tri comicbooks.com