Judge — September 29, 1928 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Him—Zowie! I sure get a kick outa kissing you! A Tempest in a Tea-Cup Our Own Straw Vote | This prohibition stuff rather gets my goat. Well, it was a surprise, the results we ootained . i q | For instance, I went the other night to a place from it. Possibly it was because of the unique that is above suspicion of a Sahar: method we used in getting it. The j A dapper-looking chap came up to automobile vote, you might call it. serve me, We just stood on the: corner and | I ordered, then as a seeming af S counted the signs on the terthought, g: about me. I f automobiles as they passed. slightly arched left eyebrow rs (We couldn't cross, there and winked mj * were so man i | “And you maj fe a Here are the r pot of cold tea first.” ra turns of the first five min- i I leaned back contentedly in utes: Hoover, 1 Smith, | my chair, and when he re 200; Ford, 304. } turned, placed a crisp five-dol 3 lar bill before him. Without fear of microbes or baccili, he strangled the bill into his 7 pocket. What a beautiful color was ‘a the amber fluid as I let it slow- > ly flow into the cup. I smiled in anticipa- tion and raised it to my lips. But the crook had put it over on me. e It WAS cold tea! —Victror Davies “Off to Mars! Thank God I’m through with this world!” Certainly Is Man in water — Help! help! [ can’t swim, Hardhoiled customer on dock—Well, now's as good a time as any to Remember This! A woman can't make a fool out of a man unless she has cooperation. 4 comicbooks.com