Judge — September 22, 1928 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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. Sot—My girl keeps all men at arms’ length. Dirtro—Then she must have been playing Venus de Milo with me last night, —Jor Stemer, U, of Texas '29 Some People We Never Hear About The chap who never breaks a hundred. Dempsey’s Shakespearean. tu- tor. The college man without a rac- coon co: The King of Italy. The male companions of the first woman to fly across the At- lantic. The other Senator from Ala- bama, The man who didn’t pick Old Golds. —Antiur Sinversearr, Harvard "30 JUDGE KER VAD REL Two Cheer Leaders Meet “Ah, there, Oscar! Didst know t my little kitty-eat pocket- retings, Joe. Why, what under the sun do you mean?” “Well, it purse all the time! “You old raseal, you! Well, here's one that’s going to perplex Do you know the Flower you Si ou have me there. Eluci- date.” “Petunia Old Gray Bonnet.” “Not so hot, Oscar. Why don’t you spend your time doing some- thing useful? ‘Take me, for in- stance. Realizing that se “C'mon, get hot, get hot!” —Benvetre Attiso West Virginia U. *30 —Bexe Scuaren, Weat Virginia U. °29 tains are liable to be 1 the whirring wind caused when a cally impossible! How could you ever hope to do that?” “T have an idea already. I'm going to invent a new kind of pep- permint candy, which TI call ‘The U.S. Mint.” There's lots of money in that, you know, r things in “Well, I must run along and ity, and my take an exam in Mythology.” rope is unwound from a wind- lass, I have invented a simple little device called ‘The Windless order to benefit hums y first concern will be for myself. Are you going to Charybdis Tam going to make a million dol- exam lars! oe “Why, Oscar! That's practi- n’t be Seylla!” —At Buen, Trinity ’31 The Speed Maniac takes the baby out for a walk Kexxeria B. Baitey, N.Y. U, 32 H